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March 31, 2006

A little early for April Fool's jokes...

...but what the heck. Salon.com's "Bradsheet" is worth a look.

Yes, that's BRADsheet...as in Brad Pitt. They've turned their women's-issues blog, Broadsheet, into a Brad-blog for one day only. And the results are a hoot:

Why Brad? Because he is simultaneously reifying and challenging hegemonic codes of race, class, gender and regional or national identity. As one of this generation's most popular actors, Pitt has explored many of the cultural and marital tensions of our emerging postmodern era. Depicting masculine American whiteness in various states of crisis and various hair colors, his characters enact complex postmodern agencies; they are never wholly coherent, they are often self-destructive, and they rely on a certain amount of play -- between stability and instability, between life and death, between autonomy and alter-dependency, between control and abandon, between Maddox and Zahara. His characters explore the complex and changing postmodern cultural landscape. Tracing Brad's work and personal life through a variety of theoretical texts and celebrity-interest publications, we hope to explain his multidimensional postmodernity and raise essential questions, especially given recent events, about whether or not he is God's gift to women.

[...]

Wednesday's New York Daily News Rush and Molloy column carried a story about Brad that gave me pause. The column repeats a Star magazine story about "a bit of a blowout" between Brad and Angelina about whether or not to get hitched. Reportedly, the fight ended with Angelina storming out of their Paris pad, Maddox and Zahara in tow. This tale echoes a narrative that has been batted around in the tabloids for months, but seems to be gaining credibility with every weekend that we're told Brad and Angelina plan to marry at George Clooney's Lake Como estate -- and then don't! It seems that Brad is pushing for marriage before the birth of their child, while Angelina is resisting. According to the latest French source, "Brad says it's like he can do nothing right these days ... They argue about everything, from his cigarette smoking to world politics to how much he loves her! And apparently Angelina has told him she prefers the way he was when they first met -- independent and masculine -- and that she's getting tired of his whining and possessiveness."

[...]

No discussion of Brad issues is complete without this comprehensive hair-ography from emerging gossip site TMZ. Titled "How Brad Morphs Into His Lovers," the TMZ piece chronicles Brad's style transformations from Juliette Lewis-era serial-killer chic into the Gwyneth period, when he and G actually got the exact same haircut. From there, we mosey through the Jennifer Aniston golden-highlights years, and finally we come to the current era of Angelina-inspired neutral tones, motorcycle jackets and dark locks. This spectrum of aesthetic choices has much to teach us about Brad's very essence, TMZ notes. The site quotes psychotherapist Candice Slobin saying, "There's some essential element of his own self-identity that may be missing. He's absorbing something into his own identity that has not developed on its own."

BTW, the mascot is cute, too:

It's Brad--as a BROAD!

Studliest broad I ever saw.

Everything's coming up roses for Helen Thomas!

And it couldn't happen to a nicer, more deserving lady:

Helen Thomas, surrounded by a rich and fragrant reward

And here is why she got those blooms...

The campaign was the brainchild of Clarity Sanderson, a 31-year-old Democratic activist from Sandy, Utah, a suburb of Salt Lake City, who was motivated by the sharp exchange between Thomas and Bush, and by an op-ed article Thomas wrote about the exchange in the Salt Lake Tribune.

"Those two things set me off," Sanderson said in a telephone interview Friday.

Sanderson, a work-at-home web designer and mother of two who is co-chairwoman of the Utah Democratic Progressive Caucus, said she saw a note on the website democraticunderground.com suggesting that people e-mail Thomas to thank her for asking Bush "the questions all Americans want answered about Iraq."

"I thought, 'Let's take it a step farther," she said, and sent an e-mail asking people to donate to her Pay Pal account to send roses to Thomas.

That was last Friday. By Monday she'd received more than $2,200. She ordered the roses and 100 glass vases from an online floral service in San Francisco, Organic Bouquet, and they were delivered Thursday.

Thomas, the 85-year-old veteran White House journalist whose outspoken criticism of the Bush administration has drawn much hate mail from Bush supporters in recent years, said Friday that she was overwhelmed by the avalanche of roses.

"It sure beats the brickbats," she said, referring to hundreds of vitriolic e-mails she's received since last week's encounter with Bush. "Some of them attack you ad hominem and call you a traitor and ask if you've ever been to Iraq," she said. "I think it's the frustration of those who are angry with me and take it out in e-mail. I think there should be a logical debate, but maybe that's not possible during an ongoing war."

Thomas shared her roses with Hearst bureau chief Chuck Lewis and other colleagues and sent the bulk of them to wounded military personnel at Walter Reed Army Hospital.

Asked about Bush's response to her pointed question about his Iraq policy, she said, "He could not answer my question. He kept referring to Afghanistan. He never articulated the reasons we're in Iraq. I don't think there's any justification for an unprovoked war against somebody who did nothing against us."

Thomas had received hundreds of supportive e-mails by Friday afternoon, bearing such messages as, "O-M_G … I LOVE THAT LADY!" "We all owe her so much more than roses," "Her little finger has more class than George Bush does," and "Helen Thomas kick ass!"

Sanderson said she's never spoken with Thomas but received an e-mail from her via Hearst office manager Kristen Collie, who wrote that "Helen asked me to send you the following note:

"Blessed are the peacemakers. The bounty of beautiful roses from such wonderful people has lifted my heart and will remain in my memory for the rest of my life. Thank you for caring that others may live."

A classy gesture, and very reminiscent of something Senator Barbara Boxer did with HER roses not long ago. Not to mention how she got them, too:

Boxer was particularly aggressive, pointing out what she said were inconsistencies in Rice's statements about the imminent threat of nuclear weapons in Iraq.

"This is a pattern here of what I see from you," Boxer said. "It's very troubling. ... It's hard for me to let go of this war because people are still dying."

She said Rice has not acknowledged those deaths, has not laid out an exit strategy for Iraq and has been unwilling to admit mistakes -- including going to war over weapons of mass destruction found later not to exist.

"If you can't admit to this mistake, I hope that you will rethink it," Boxer said.

BTW, Condi finally acknowledged those, er, "mistakes" today. She's still not admitting, though, that the BIG one was invading Iraq, period. Too little, too late, too bad. No roses for her!

Fat Tony's "Vaffanculo" moment has consequences for the wrong person

It's always so lovely to see when church authorities have their priorities straight. Take, for example, the case of a freelance photographer working for a diocesan newspaper and SCOTUS judge Antonin "Fat Tony Vaffanculo" Scalia:

A freelance photographer has been fired by the Archdiocese of Boston's newspaper for releasing a picture of U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia making a controversial gesture in the Cathedral of the Holy Cross on Sunday.

Peter Smith, who had freelanced for The Pilot newspaper for a decade, lost the job yesterday after the Herald ran his photo on its front page. Smith said he has no regrets about releasing it.

"I did the right thing. I did the ethical thing," said Smith, 51, an assistant photojournalism professor at Boston University.

Smith snapped the photo of Scalia flicking his hand under his chin after a Herald reporter asked the conservative jurist his response to people who question his impartiality on matters of church and state.

Smith wouldn't give up the photo earlier this week but chose to release it when he learned Scalia said his gesture had been incorrectly characterized by the Herald. Smith, who was standing in front of the judge, said the Herald "got the story right."

Smith said the Pilot had an obligation at that point "to bring some clarity to it."

"I felt that same obligation," Smith said. "I had to say what I knew and come forward with it.."

The weekly Catholic newspaper made a "journalistic decision" not to run or release the photo, said Archdiocese spokesman Terry Donilon. "Because he breached that trust with the editor, we will no longer engage his services as a freelance photographer," Donilon said.

"It's nothing personal," added Pilot editor Antonio Enrique. "I need to try and find people I can trust."

While news outlets from across the country sought Smith's photo yesterday, the archdiocese said there's no proof that Scalia uttered an obsenity in the church. Smith said Scalia said, "To my critics, I say, 'Vaffanculo,' " while making the gesture. That's Italian for (expletive) you.

The expletive in question is "fuck". And the Italian phrase, "Va fa en culo", means, more or less, "get fucked up the ass." Always glad to help a censor out.

But y'know, I fail to see how Smith's photo of the fat smirker wiping his greasy chin (which you can view at the link to the full piece) constitutes any journalistic breach of trust. Smith was only doing his job--which is to say, taking pictures and getting the story to go with them. Isn't that what the editors of the paper were trusting him to do? And if it were in any way wrong, don't you think a photojournalism prof such as he would be aware of it--and decide against releasing the picture and reporting what the judge did?

Nope, nothing wrong with what Peter Smith did; all journalists should be so scrupulous and honest. Well done, thou good and faithful servant.

On the other hand, this episode does tell us some things about the judicial trustworthiness of Hizzoner. And not very pleasant ones, either.

Maybe the atheists have a point after all: If there were a God whom we all should fear, wouldn't this rotten theocratic judge (who likes to style himself as a defender of godfearin' virtues) be struck dead on the spot for essentially uttering an obscenity in God's house? And in any event, seeing the graphic evidence once again that God doesn't work that way--shouldn't we stop fearing God, and stop toadying to those who say we must (who are, themselves, playing God by doing so)?

And more importantly still: Shouldn't the media, as servants of freedom and democracy, see it as a bounden duty to expose these whited sepulchres?

The truth shall make you free. But first, it will piss an unjust judge off.

Festive Left Friday Blogging: March of the Penguins, Venezuelan style

Penguins are socialist!

Marching "socialist" penguins herald the opening of the Latin American Free Software Installation Fair, promoting the use of Linux over Microsoft. Events are being held all over Latin America; this one's in Caracas.

Quotable: Stirling Newberry on Andy Card's burnout

"Andy Card kept more of his own sense of self than most people who can survive George W. Bush, who is roughly like handling a psychotic homocidal maniac, in that the slightest peeve or tick is enough to get someone ruined - they call disagreeing with Bush 'Walking into the propeller' in the White House. Bush believes that the way out is to get more dedicated Yes men in place."

-- Stirling Newberry

9-11 Truth movement comes to Caracas!

Looks like Hugo Chavez's weekly talk show, Alo Presidente, could get mighty interesting, mighty soon:

Billionaire philanthropist Jimmy Walter and WTC survivor William Rodriguez this week embarked on a groundbreaking trip to Caracas Venezuela in which they met with with the President of the Assembly and will soon meet with Venezuelan President himself Hugo Chavez in anticipation of an official Venezuelan government investigation into 9/11.

Rodriguez was the last survivor pulled from the rubble of the north tower of the WTC, and was responsible for all stairwells within the tower. Rodriguez represented family members of 9/11 victims and testified to the 9/11 Commission that bombs were in the north tower but his statements were completely omitted from the official record.

Jimmy Walter has been at the forefront of a world tour to raise awareness about 9/11 and has still yet to receive any response to his million dollar challenge in which he offers a $1 million reward for proof that the trade towers' steel structure was broken apart without explosives.

Rodriguez said that he was told an FBI agent had asked the hotel him and Walter were staying in turn over a list of names of residents. Upon hearing this, the National Assembly provided armed military protection for the entirety of the trip. In addition, Walters said that CIA agents were seen surveilling the beach on which he and Rodriguez had handed out free DVD's a day earlier.

The US government attempted to sabotage the trip by putting Rodriguez, who has been decorated at the White House itself, and Walter on a no fly list.

Rodriguez and Walter are educating top Venezuelan officials on the evidence that 9/11 was a self-inflicted wound carried out by the military-industrial complex. They have also appeared on every Venezuelan television and radio station both private and state owned and have given huge presentations to major universities.

Upon visiting, Rodriguez said that the President of the Assembly, Nicolas Maduro's home was brimming with books, videos and documents about the 9/11 cover-up. Maduro, Venezuela's top legislator, intoned that he was ready to create an international investigative committee, looking into the "international crime scene" that is 9/11 and that this would be structured via Hugo Chavez's government.

Rodriguez and Walter are also set to appear on Hugo Chavez's weekly broadcast 'Alo Presidente' - which is often subsequently the source of major international headlines.

Ordinarily I don't link to Prison Planet, as I find a lot of its positions on conspiracies--er, shall we say, a bit iffy. However, the strong likelihood that 9-11 was an inside job is fast gaining traction (23 million links on Google alone!), even if some of the theories as to how it went down don't quite add up. And the fact that Chavez is willing to give airtime and a hearing to two members of the 9-11 Truth movement is indeed heartening, regardless of the outcome.

Would that more world leaders could be so open. The relevant ones, alas, aren't even willing to testify before a commission under oath.

March 30, 2006

Hooters Air goes tits-up

Well, we could see this coming from waaaay off in the distance. Just like a cheap pair of silicone boobies...

Using planes operated by Pace, Hooters Air launched its first scheduled flights from Myrtle Beach to Atlanta on March 6, 2003.

Brooks' planes not only advertised his Hooters restaurants but became one of the Grand Strand's more unusual promotional tools, with its fleet of orange-and-white Boeing jets.

The chairman of Hooters of America - the international restaurant chain known for its chicken wings and female servers dressed in snug T-shirts and orange shorts - said he hoped to "have a little fun" in an industry that had always fascinated him.

In July, the airline served 15 destinations, including nonstop flights to Nassau, Bahamas.

But high fuel prices and other challenges in the airline industry brought the fun to an end.

"The flying industry is in a terrible mess," Brooks said. "I've got a fair amount of money, but I don't have enough to fix this animal."

Especially since airlines that depend on sexy stewardesses for a draw have long been an anachronism. No one seriously gives a shit for that anymore...and anyone who does, should frankly stay off airplanes, as he's likely to be drunk and obnoxious all the time. That's one thing his fellow fliers could cheerfully do without.

Plus, in the post-9/11 era, the last thing you want is a pair of falsies staring you in the face; what you really crave is competence and reassurance. In other words, a flight attendant just like the skinny, take-no-shit, "Noo Yawk"-accented granny I had on my last flight home from Minneapolis. She was no surgically-enhanced spring chicken, but by Goddess, she made me feel safe. No terrorist would dare whip out a box cutter on HER watch!

And, needless to say, the airline I flew on was NOT Hooters. I'd no more fly their airline than I would eat their greasy food. The only hooters that should be flying are the kind that feed on mice.

Okay, this really fucking pisses me off...

Pardon the indelicate and unladylike language, but when you see what follows, I'm sure you'll agree with me for using it:

Possibly even more earsplitting than the chatter about Katie Couric's plans to leave her post at NBC's "Today" show for the "CBS Evening News" is the talk about whether she can cut it. Again and again commentators have mouthed off on whether they think she has the "gravitas" to handle the position. An article in the New York Observer asks an interesting question: What is gravitas? It's not Couric's oft-cited attributes (or weaknesses, depending on whom you ask): her legs and perky giggle. (Never mind her interviewing skills or ability to hold her own on-air for three-hour stretches.)

How exactly has the term gained traction as the defining characteristic of a worthy evening news anchor? It seems that "dignity" or "trustworthiness" would be sufficient. If you ask Connie Chung, gravitas requires something more specific: balls. Well, the Observer says that "delicacy prevented" Chung from actually defining it as such, but the suggestion was made nonetheless (leave it to Broadsheet to throw delicacy to the wayside). She did say that "it is essentially a chauvinistic word."

Chung, who co-anchored the "Evening News" for two years, may know a thing or two about what it takes to make it in this boys club. She said that David Carr's recent New York Times column, in which he concluded that "the fact that networks seem willing to concede that the best man for the job is clearly a woman means that it just isn't the same job anymore," drove her nuts. "The news business is changing, so the importance of the evening news is diminished, so therefore it's finally acceptable to people if it's a woman who anchors," she said. "It's really a shame, because I'd really love for it to be the same-thing level of prestige -- but with a woman."

As the Observer points out, there is one example of a female anchor holding her own, but only by accident. Elizabeth Vargas has taken charge of ABC's "World News Tonight" after coanchor Bob Woodruff was seriously wounded while reporting in Iraq. But don't forget the upset over her upcoming maternity leave -- you can almost hear the detractors scream "See! So unfit and unreliable!"

Chung's words -- and the whole "gravitas" debate -- echo back to Maureen Dowd's Dec. 10 column, which recounted a conversation she'd had with a male TV exec who said that Vargas, then under consideration for the position, might not have the "gravitas to hold that anchor chair." One of Dowd's conclusions seems incredibly relevant now: "By the time women get to take over something -- like Hollywood or Bush administration diplomacy -- the thing is already devalued beyond recognition."

See, this is what's so fucking insane about the US TV news business. If it's not the whorish obsequiousness toward BushCo (and other corporate interests), it's this blatant sexism that still, after all these years of feminism, pervades that industry, just as it so tiresomely and boringly does every other.

So let me just ask all you punditoids this: Why, in the name of all the Goddesses, are women considered not serious enough to be nightly-news anchors in the US? It can't be because they're any less capable of asking the appropriate questions; Helen Thomas recently mopped the floor with Dubya's ass, and polished it to a high shine. And she's a frickin' octogenarian! She's been doing this for a living since JFK was in the White House. So don't tell me women can't ask hard questions...just look at Helen, and marvel at how she has more guts than all the men in the White House press corps combined.

And up here, north of the 49th Parallel, we've had women anchors for so long that the very idea of women NOT being anchors is frankly absurd. Sandie Rinaldo of CTV's nighttime newscast comes to mind. She's on weekends now, but when Lloyd Robertson retires, guess who'll come out of the wings to replace him? If not Sandie, it will surely be Lisa LaFlamme--another estimable lady who can hold her own all alone behind that big ol' honkin' desk. (I'd be seriously surprised if it were another man. I often get the feeling they're only using Ravi Baichwal so's to keep up with CBC's Ian Hanomansing--a.k.a. Ian Hanomandsome, in my heart-of-hearts. And yeah, women do look--got a problem with that???)

So when I see all this hogwash about women lacking "gravitas" enough to be anchors, I call FUCKING BULLSHIT! Equal is equal. Isn't it? Or have we not progressed since the bad old days when Christine Craft was basically shafted for having a birthday? After frickin' YEARS of dutifully letting others remake her in the image THEY had in mind???

The industry is, let's face it, sick. When male anchors are allowed to get as old as Methuselah while woman are still expected to be perky, cute and not terribly bright, it's obvious that someone is too obsessed with image, and not concerned enough with quality. No wonder "the thing is already devalued beyond recognition", as MoDo says.

The big question now is, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

March 29, 2006

Charles Taylor gets bundled off home

Will Pat Robertson's favorite strong-armed dictator finally face justice in Liberia? Looks like it...

A plane carrying exiled former Liberian president and war crimes suspect Charles Taylor has arrived in his home country from Nigeria.

He was put on a UN helicopter expected to be heading to Sierra Leone, where he is wanted by the war crimes tribunal for his alleged role in the civil war.

He was extradited from Nigeria after he was caught trying to escape custody - ending his exile of nearly three years.

Nigeria has denied it was negligent in the way it handled Mr Taylor.

The former leader faces 17 charges of war crimes and crimes against humanity over his alleged role in the brutal civil war in Sierra Leone, where he is accused of backing rebels notorious for mutilating civilians.

The tribunal's top prosecutor Desmond de Silva told the BBC he was delighted he had been arrested.

Tribunal officials say extra troops are due to arrive in Sierra Leone to reinforce security at the UN-backed court - where a cell is waiting for him, reports the BBC's Mark Doyle in Freetown.

Mr Taylor had been in exile in Nigeria since 2003 after a deal ending Liberia's civil war.

He went missing on Monday from his southern villa after the country announced Liberia was free to detain him.

Mr Taylor was detained earlier by security forces in the town of Gamboru-Ngala, close to the Cameroon border in the north-eastern Nigerian state of Borno.

The former Liberian leader had arrived at the frontier in a Range Rover jeep with diplomatic corps number plates, a trader working at the Gamboru-Ngala border post told AFP news agency.

"He was wearing a white flowing robe," said Babagana Alhaji Kata.

"He passed through immigration but when he reached customs they were suspicious and they insisted on searching the jeep, where they found a large amount of US dollars.

"After a further search they discovered he was Charles Taylor."

Nigeria has arrested Mr Taylor's Nigerian guards and has launched an investigation.

For a quick memory refresher on the love story of Chucky and Patwa, clickerado.

I can hardly wait to hear what Hugo Chavez says about this. And you know he should have plenty to say--about not only Taylor, but Efrain Rios Montt as well.

UPDATE: Taylor has just been handed over to war-crimes court in Sierra Leone. Things are gettin' mighty interesting all of a sudden!

Bolivia says bye to the IMF

Well, this has got to be a foregone conclusion: Bolivia looks about set to kick the IMF to the curb for good.

Here are some of the damning bits:

The track record of the Fund's involvement in Bolivia over the last 20 years raises serious questions about its policy advice. As noted above, the country's income per person remains below its level of 20 years ago. The government's fiscal situation is still seriously weakened from the 1998 privatization of Bolivia's social security system, which was one of the reforms that the country implemented under the advice and promotion of the IMF/World Bank. When switching from a "pay-as-you-go" system, as the United States currently has, to a system of private accounts, there are very large transition costs. Current retirees must be paid for a period of decades, without the revenue that had previously been provided from payroll taxes, while the private accounts accumulate enough savings to pay a retirement income. The government is currently spending 4.1 percent of GDP annually on pensions, more than the entire public sector deficit. Most of this spending is the result of Social Security privatization. Thus, this one structural reform is responsible for most of the government's current budget deficit, as well as a significant amount of debt accumulation since 1998.

[...]

Moreover, in recent documents the Fund has been advocating against the May 2005 hydrocarbons law, which increased the royalty payments by foreign gas companies and provided for the renegotiation of some of their contracts. The increased revenue from these legal changes is very important to the government's fiscal balance as well as its ability to undertake projects that would reduce poverty or improve the health of the population.

[...]

Some of the IMF's goals for Bolivia such as de-dollarization of the economy, or the creation of a system of deposit insurance, are potentially beneficial. But others are not necessarily helpful: for example, the privatization of remaining banks where the state has a majority interest, increased flexibility of the exchange rate, increasing the independence of the central bank, or legal changes regarding corporate restructuring and bankruptcy. The IMF's track record in the last few years on macroeconomic policy, for example in Argentina, provides further grounds for caution in concluding any further agreements with the Fund.

(Linkage mine.)

The paper goes on rather cautiously in an analytic vein, but for me the writing's on the wall: Evo will probably take his cues from Hugo and Nestor. Bolivia is just one more Latin American country about to give the IMF the boot.

And when it does, watch out. The Bolivian economy will take off like a balloon with the string cut.

March 28, 2006

Quotable: Nietzsche on conservatism

"At this point the conservatives of all ages are thoroughly dishonest: they added lies."

--Friedrich Nietzsche, Die fröhliche Wissenschaft

Kenny Boy--getting off easy?

Sure looks that way...

US prosecutors dropped a number of charges against former Enron chief executives Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling as they rested their case on Tuesday.

Mr Skilling now faces 28 cases of fraud, conspiracy and insider trading, while Mr Lay faces six counts of conspiracy and fraud.

The defence is due to start making its case next Monday.

Enron collapsed in December 2001 after disclosures that it falsified accounts to hide debt and inflate profits.

The prosecution dropped three charges brought against Mr Skilling and one charge brought against Mr Lay because they had not presented any evidence for them while presenting their case.

As they wound down, prosecutors disclosed that the two defendants were paid a combined salary of nearly $375m between 1999 and 2001.

Mr Lay and Mr Skilling have pleaded not guilty to all charges, blaming Enron's collapse on what they call rogue employees such as former chief executive officer Andrew Fastow.

Mr Fastow has already testified to setting up partnerships designed to help the firm hide losses of millions of dollars.

He has pleaded guilty to conspiracy and is facing 10 years in jail.

Meanwhile, here's the lowdown on Fastow:

The government's complaint against Enron seems to buy into this idea and the related notion that Enron was some valuable institution that "collapsed." This myth is the same one that Skilling sold. But few are eager to disavow it because it makes everyone involved, including prosecutors (and journalists), actors in a great tragedy rather than witnesses to a much pettier scheme.

The charges against Fastow are pettier still. He is blamed for making side deals for himself, Kopper and even his family members. In these deals, Fastow allegedly got even richer than he would have as Enron's CFO, even if he did have to violate the company's vaunted code of ethics in the process.

The complaint fudges the key point that the deals were made to benefit Enron. It also continually repeats the phrase that Fastow schemed "to defraud Enron and its shareholders." But while it's possible to do both, any coherent theory of the case would require the government to choose (or at least emphasize) one or the other.

If Fastow was acting on behalf of the company--and with the explicit or tacit cooperation of the board as well as Lay or Skilling--then the charges that he collected side payments on the fraudulent deals would seem almost not worth fussing about.

Fastow took the Fifth, so he didn't testify. Damn shame, really; besides himself, he might have incriminated some much bigger fish.

And now, it looks as if those sharks just might swim away.

Stanislaw Lem, R.I.P.

From the Beeb:

Polish author Stanislaw Lem, most famous for science fiction works including Solaris, has died aged 84, after suffering from heart disease.

He sold more than 27 million copies of his works, translated into about 40 languages, and a number were filmed.

His 1961 novel Solaris was made into a movie by Russian director Andrei Tarkovsky in 1971 and again by American Steven Soderbergh in 2002.

Soderbergh's version starred George Clooney and Natascha McElhone.

Lem was born in 1921 in Lviv in Ukraine and studied medicine there before World War II. He moved to Krakow in 1946.

He concentrated on science fiction writing, a genre regarded by the Polish socialist government as fairly harmless in terms of censorship.

However, his first major novel, Hospital of the Transfiguration, went unpublished for eight years until the ideological thaw that followed Soviet leader Josef Stalin's death in 1956.

Other key works included The Cyberiad in 1965.

After the collapse of communism in eastern Europe, Lem turned to writing reports on future trends, including computer crime and the ethical problems of the internet.

Here's the official English website dedicated to Lem and his work.

March 27, 2006

Judge Scalia's rotten judgment

The problem with Fat Tony Scalia isn't that he's an arrogant, undignified prick unworthy of his seat; it's where to start enumerating the proof. Take, for example, his most recent episode of injudicious behavior:

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia startled reporters in Boston just minutes after attending a mass, by flipping a middle finger to his critics.

A Boston Herald reporter asked the 70-year-old conservative Roman Catholic if he faces much questioning over impartiality when it comes to issues separating church and state.

"You know what I say to those people?" Scalia replied, making the obscene gesture and explaining "That's Sicilian."

The 20-year veteran of the high court was caught making the gesture by a photographer with The Pilot, the Archdiocese of Boston's newspaper.

"Don't publish that," Scalia told the photographer, the Herald said.

He was attending a special mass for lawyers and politicians at Cathedral of the Holy Cross, and afterward was the keynote speaker at the Catholic Lawyers' Guild luncheon.

(Added link is mine.)

Unmitigated arrogance beyond a reasonable doubt? Wait, it gets better. Here's Exhibit B:

A US Supreme Court justice has been quoted as saying that Guantanamo detainees do not have the right to be tried in civil courts.

Newsweek magazine said it had heard a tape of a recent talk given by Antonin Scalia in which he made these comments.

The report comes as the court prepares to hear a challenge by a Guantanamo detainee against US military tribunals.

The case is considered an important test of the Bush administration's handling of its war on terror.

Lawyers for Salim Ahmed Hamdan - Osama Bin Laden's former driver - will argue that President George W Bush does not have the constitutional right to order these military trials.

The US government has urged the Supreme Court to dismiss the case.

In a speech to Swiss law students at the University of Freiburg on 8 March, Justice Scalia dismissed the idea that detainees had rights under the US constitution or international conventions, Newsweek reported.

"War is war, and it has never been the case that when you captured a combatant you have to give them a jury trial in your civil courts," he is quoted as saying.

"Give me a break."

Asked whether Guantanamo detainees have any rights under international conventions, Justice Scalia reportedly answered:

"If he was captured by my army on a battlefield, that is where he belongs.

"I had a son (Matthew Scalia) on that battlefield and they were shooting at my son and I'm not about to give this man who was captured in a war a full jury trial. I mean it's crazy."

Mr Scalia is also quoted as saying he was "astounded" at the "hypocritical" reaction in Europe to Guantanamo.

Legal experts quoted by Newsweek said Mr Scalia's comments could compromise his position in the Hamdan case, even though he did not refer directly to it.

Hold it just a minute there, sparky. Europeans are "hypocritical"? About GITMO? Since when? Europeans have always been consistently opposed to Gitmo, so there's no way that makes sense. Could he be alluding to the CIA's torture flights that passed through European airspace? If so, that's not Europe's hypocrisy on display there; it's the US's, for referring to outsourced torture as "extraordinary rendition". And Europeans have every right to be shocked and taken aback at the use of their airports as stopovers on the way to scungy places where people get disappeared or dead. Considering how deeply most of Europe opposed the war in Iraq, it's hardly surprising that there would be outrage over these many blatant violations of international law.

And then, of course, there's the question of just how close Judge Scalia is to Dick Cheney. Apparently close enough for the two to go duck hunting together. Conflict of interest? Quack, quack.

Creepiest of all is Scalia's affiliation with Opus Dei. This ultra-conservative sect within Catholicism favors a downright medieval daily routine of corporal mortification. No wonder he's so blithe about torture. To him, though, it's probably just discipline.

What a pity he can't take a more self-disciplined (and less torturous) approach to his job. At this rate, "Your Honor" is in danger of becoming an irrevocably tainted mode of address.

Hey Stephen, here's your big chance...

...to put your money where your mouth is:

An Afghan man who had faced the death penalty for converting to Christianity is seeking asylum in another country, the United Nations says.

Mr Rahman, a Christian for 16 years, was charged with rejecting Islam but his case was dismissed because of gaps in evidence, Afghan officials said.

A UN spokesman said he expected asylum would be granted by a country "interested in a peaceful solution".

[...]

The US, Britain, Canada, Germany, Italy and Sweden were among those demanding Afghanistan respect international laws on freedom of religion and human rights.

It stands to reason that he should be given asylum in one of those countries. I say let it be my home and native land--O Canada. After all, we have full religious freedom here; we have peace; we have order; and, if Stephen Harper is willing to soften his stance on immigrants, we might even have good government--not exactly a Tory specialty!

But most importantly, Abdul Rahman wouldn't face a religiously motivated lynching here. We have laws against that sort of thing.

Yes, Virginia, there IS a Downing Street Memo!

And the Beeb has finally confirmed it:

From private talks between George Bush and UK PM Tony Blair, the memo makes it clear the US was determined to go to war whether or not he had UN backing.

He is quoted discussing ways to provoke Saddam Hussein into a confrontation.

[...]

The five-page memo, dated 31 January 2003, was written by Mr Blair's then chief foreign adviser, David Manning, the New York Times says.

Summarising the two-hour White House meeting, the memo says: "Our diplomatic strategy had to be arranged around the military planning."

Mr Bush is paraphrased as saying: "The start date for the military campaign was now pencilled in for 10 March. This was when the bombing would begin."

Although the US and UK pushed for a second UN resolution on Iraq, the memo cites Mr Bush saying he did not believe one was needed.

"The US would put its full weight behind efforts to get another resolution and would twist arms and even threaten," Mr Bush is paraphrased as saying.

"But he had to say that if we ultimately failed, military action would follow anyway."

Mr Blair is described as responding that both countries must make clear the second resolution was "Saddam's final opportunity".

According to the note, he also told Mr Bush: "If anything went wrong with the military campaign, or if Saddam increased the stakes by burning the oil wells, killing children or fomenting internal divisions within Iraq, a second resolution would give us international cover, especially with the Arabs."

The UK government has always insisted military action was used as a last resort against Saddam Hussein's regime.

Downing Street has stressed Mr Blair only committed UK forces to Iraq after securing the approval of the House of Commons on 18 March 2003.

The memo indicates both leaders acknowledged it was possible no unconventional weapons would be found in Iraq before the invasion, the New York Times says.

The note cites Mr Bush suggesting three ways in which Iraq could be provoked into confrontation.

The US "was thinking of flying U2 reconnaissance aircraft with fighter cover over Iraq, painted in UN colours", Mr Bush said.

If Saddam fired on them, the Iraqis would be in breach of UN resolutions, he suggested.

He also indicated the US "might be able to bring out a defector" to talk about Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction, and mentioned a proposal to assassinate the Iraqi leader.

Mr Bush describes US military strategy in some detail, including a concentrated air campaign.

He predicted it "was unlikely there would be internecine warfare between the different religious and ethnic groups" - an opinion with which Mr Blair agreed.

Excerpts from the memo were first quoted by UK human rights lawyer Philippe Sands in his book Lawless World.

(Added links mine.)

Does anyone need further proof that Gulf War II was a massive "Wag the Dog" operation--minus the sex, but with plenty of sexed-up misinformation?

Quotable: Americablog on the Ben Domenech kerfuffle

"This entire Washington Post blogger experience, it's like watching a puppy walk into the Coliseum. You're horrified by what you're about to see, but at the same time, you really want to get some popcorn."

--John in DC

March 26, 2006

How the Christian Peacemakers were freed

The Beeb has the details...

Briton Norman Kember and his Canadian colleagues James Loney and Harmeet Singh Sooden were freed after a multinational military raid acting on information provided by a detainee, the US military says.

The rescue was completed without any shots being fired and with no kidnappers present, suggesting the operation was carefully planned and carried out.

Although rescue experts began work as soon as the three men were captured, the operation sped up in the last few weeks, BBC Security Correspondent Gordon Corera said.

A split occurred between the hostage takers motivated by politics and ideology versus those motivated by money.

When a money-motivated captor was himself captured by US security forces in Iraq on Wednesday night, rescuers were able to find the Baghdad location where the men were held.

"We moved to the location in western Baghdad that was reported for the location of the Christian Peacemaker Team," said Maj Gen Rick Lynch.

"We conducted an assault on the house and inside the house we found the three hostages, in good condition.

"There were no kidnappers there at the time. The three hostages were by themselves."

The hostages were bound, he said.

Hostage James Loney reportedly confirmed that one person had led the forces to where they were held.

In a telephone conversation with a friend, Mr Loney is said to have described the kidnappers as a criminal gang.

And, according to the Toronto Star, he told his brother of the moment he, Mr Sooden and Mr Kember were freed: "The door came crashing in and gentlemen with British accents basically unshackled him (Norman Kember) and escorted him out."

Gen Lynch described the men thought to be responsible as "a kidnapping cell that has been robust over the last several months in conducting these kind of kidnappings".

And on a related note, here's a bit more on the Christian Peacemakers themselves:

CPT, which was founded in 1988, has previously operated in Afghanistan, Chechnya and Bosnia. It is still active in Colombia.

Full-time CPT members serve a three-year term and are supported by a larger reserve team who work for about eight weeks a year. A team consists of four to six people at any given time.

Members belong to various Christian denominations, but, while they say they are Christian, they emphasise that they are not missionaries.

The group describes its work as "truth telling", recounting the stories of ordinary individuals in areas of conflict.

Many of these stories are relayed to a wider audience in the members' home countries via e-mail, newsletters and public appearances. CPT is also active in lobbying government officials.

In Iraq, the group's work has focused on the issue of Iraqi detainees held by US forces. This has involved taking testimonies from families of detainees and former detainees alleging human rights abuses.

"We were the first to publicly denounce the torture of the Iraqi people held by occupation forces," CPT co-director Doug Pritchard told the BBC. He said this was months before the Western media reported on abuses at the notorious Abu Ghraib prison.

None of the CPT members have witnessed the alleged abuse at first hand or have been inside the military prisons.

In an interview with the BBC News website in December 2004, Peggy Gish, a CPT member, described how she spent 13 months on the ground listening to stories of Iraqi men and women who claim they had been wrongfully imprisoned, tortured and beaten by the occupying forces.

"We heard about very violent house raids in the middle of the night, in which US soldiers would storm in, and if the men did not get down immediately, they would knock them down and beat them," Ms Gish said.

After collating the claims, CPT posted them on US and Canadian websites and urged people to lobby government officials.

CPT members also aim to find out what everyday life is like for ordinary Iraqis. Before his departure to Iraq, Briton Norman Kember - who is being held by a previously unknown militant group, The Swords of Truth - told a Christian radio station that he was hoping to meet ordinary Iraqis of various backgrounds and hear their stories.

According to Mr Pritchard, the team that has been kidnapped in Iraq had recently been meeting authorities responsible for electrical power plants and oil refineries, to find out what difficulties Iraqis face and the reasons for them.

He said they had also met other human rights organisations in the country.

Responding to a question about operating in dangerous situations such as war zones, Mr Pritchard said: "That's exactly where we work and it comes out of our own faith calling that soldiers take these risks every day and we respect the risks they take.

"We are convinced they are on the wrong track as soldiers, so we are challenging ourselves and asking: 'Do we not have as much faith and as much courage as soldiers have and are we willing to put our own lives on the line'?"

On its website, the organisation says volunteers are aware of the risks and that "CPT does not advocate the use of violent force to save lives of its workers" even if they are kidnapped or held hostage.

I've commented on this already, but I believe it bears repeating: These are not dabblers or naifs, they are committed, informed individuals who have taken it on themselves to ensure that the rest of us are also informed about what really goes on in war zones like Iraq. They serve, in other words, a vital function that the "embedded" major media cannot and will not. Considering that this human-rights group was active in reporting on Abu Ghraib before the mainstream media broke the story--and were probably asking some very sensitive questions on why the vital infrastructure of Iraq has still not been rebuilt since "Mission Accomplished", it begs some questions that no one else seems to be asking: Why were they kidnapped--really? And why was only the US member of the team killed?

I don't expect any answers to these soon, but I thought I'd put them out there for you to ponder. I suspect there are more than a few powerful interests out there that don't want you pondering them.

Congratulations, Riverbend!

This is wonderful news!

An anonymous blog by a young woman in war-torn Iraq has been longlisted for BBC Four's Samuel Johnson Prize for non-fiction.

Baghdad Burning, a first-hand account written under the pseudonym Riverbend, is one of 19 books in contention.

[...]

The winner of the £30,000 prize will be announced on 14 June.

I'll be watching this, for sure.

BTW, additional information on Baghdad Burning, the book, can be found here.

And if you're not reading the blog yet--what's holding you back?

Sean Hannity can shut the fuck up now

The weeniest of all the wingnuts (with the possible exception of Tucker Carlson, about whom more later) can now stop asking his annoying "gotcha" question: Is the world better off with or without Saddam? Because at last there is a definitive answer, and it's in the negative. And you'll never guess where it comes from...

Tahseen lives in a Baghdad apartment with his two brothers.

"Right now, I have five gay men hiding in my room in fear of their lives, because they cannot go outside without risking being killed," he said, with anguish audible in his voice. "They are all listening to me as I speak with you."

All those hiding with Tahseen are in their late 20s or early 30s, and by their mannerisms would be easily identified as gay by most Iraqis. I spoke briefly with one of them, who expressed his fear in a soft, shy voice. One of those being given refuge by Tahseen is Bashar, a 34-year-old stage actor, who was forced to go into hiding after receiving death threats against him and his family. Before he went underground, his house was raided several times by the Badr Corps. Fortunately, he was not at home, otherwise he fears he would have been kidnapped and killed.

"We desperately need protection!" pleaded Tahseen. "But, when we go to the Americans, they laugh at us and don't do anything. The Americans are the problem!"

"These assaults and murders have been reported to the Green Zone, but the Americans don't want to upset the religious authorities, and so they do nothing or treat gay Iraqis with contempt or as an object of humor," Hili explained, adding that the reports to U.S. authorities were made by underground gay activists.

The U.S. has long sought to court Ayatollah Sistani, and gave its approval for SCIRI's participation in the current coalition government. SCIRI has since brokered the current plan for talks between the U.S. and Iran over Iranian interference in Iraq, a plan much in the headlines last week.

Hili, who has a bachelor's degree in English literature, and who used to work for Iraqi radio and television, fled to the U.K. in 2002 after having been persecuted for being gay under Saddam Hussein.

He has been receiving telephoned threats of beatings or death from supporters of SCIRI and Sistani living in England since he became publically identified with the cause of Iraqi gays and as a gay man himself.

"I had two menacing calls just last night," he said.

"In the late '80s and early '90s there were a couple of gay clubs in Baghdad," Hili explained, "but they were all shut down in 1993 after sanctions were imposed against Saddam's regime and Iraq. We had a weekly gay nightclub in the Palestine Hotel that became the gathering place for gay people, especially for actors and others in the entertainment world, but it, too, was shut down. I was arrested three times for being gay, and tortured. After several attempts, I finally was able to escape the country, going first to Dubai, then Jordan, then Syria, and finally reaching England."

Now, Hili says, he is heartbroken to see that, three years after Saddam's fall, life for gay people in Iraq is even more unbearable than before.

"Just last night I spoke via Internet with a young gay man in his mid-20s who was caught by SCIRI agents. He had no identification with him—gay people are afraid to carry their IDs when they go in the street in case they are caught," because both the police and the Badr Corps agents would inform their families and add them to a list of known homosexuals, which would be used later to target them for killing.

"This young man had his left arm broken by the SCIRI thugs—I saw this with my own eyes via Internet camera," Hili said.

The Abu Nawas Group, according to Hili, is accumulating evidence that Iranian agents are advising SCIRI and the Iranian police on how to implement anti-gay persecution. Not only has Iran's Internet entrapment campaign targeting gays been adopted in Iraq, he said, but there are reports that Iranian agents have been involved in interrogations, questioning those arrested in Persian through translators.

"This is particularly true in Basra in the south," Hili said.

Hili provided information on the cases of several gay victims of the Badr Corps, but noted, "These killings are just the ones we have been able to get details about. They are the tip of an iceberg of religious-motivated executions. Gay Iraqis are living in fear of discovery and murder."

Hili provided details on several of those killed in Iraq. Ammar, a young gay man of 27, was abducted and shot in back of the head in Baghdad by suspected Badr militias in January 2006. Haydar Faiek, aged 40, a transsexual Iraqi, was beaten and burned to death by Badr militias in the main street in the Al-Karada district of Baghdad in September 2005. Naffeh, aged 45, disappeared in August 2005. His family was informed that he was kidnapped by the Badr organization. His body was found in January 2006. He, too, had been subjected to an execution-style killing.

Sarmad and Khalid were partners who lived in the Al-Jameha area of Baghdad. Persons unknown revealed their same-sex relationship. They were abducted by the Badr organization in April 2005. Their bodies were found two months later, in June, bound, blindfolded, and shot in the back of the head.

The al-Arabiya TV network reported this weekend that a backroom deal had been reached to nominate Abdel Mahdi, a leading SCIRI figure and currently Iraq's vice president, to be the new Iraqi prime minister—the accord is said to have been reached by representatives of SCIRI, the Kurdish List, and the Sunni Iraqi Concord Front. There is great fear that the Badr Corps-SCIRI campaign against gay people will become official Iraqi policy, especially if the report that a top SCIRI politician may become the new prime minister turns out to be true. Under the Iraqi Constitution—virtually written by the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay Khalilzad, and his associates—Sharia law, which mandates death for homosexuals, is the foundation of all Iraqi law.

Reuters reported last August 20, under the headline, "U.S. Concedes Ground to Islamists on Iraqi Law," that the U.S. brokered a deal on the Constitution "making Islam 'the,' not 'a,' main source of law—changing current wording—and subjecting all legislation to a religious test." Reuters quoted a leading Kurdish politician as saying at that time, "We understand the Americans have sided with the Shi'ites. It's shocking. It doesn't fit American values. They have spent so much blood and money here, only to back the creation of an Islamist state... I can't believe that's what the Americans really want or what the American people want."

(Be sure to read the whole article; that's just a snip. Added emphasis mine.)

So we can see now that one part of the world is definitely NOT better off without Saddam. There never used to be inter-ethnic or inter-religious strife in Iraq before. Now there is. And Iraqi gays, who led marginalized lives before, are in fear for their lives now.

But then again, I guess that in the wingnut world, queers just don't count. And neither does the uncomfortable little fact that the Bushnik propagandists have, by supporting the invasion and denying that there is now a civil war, helped to create an Islamist monster that's likely to spring more, not less, terrorism on America someday.

Talk about a waste of purple ink. Please. Sean Hannity won't!

March 25, 2006

Why the Christian Peacemakers were right to go to Iraq

First, I'll give the floor to British peace activist Bruce Kent, who had the following to say on the Beeb about his fellow activist, Norman Kember, who was recently freed after over 100 days as a hostage:

...I still believe Norman was right to go to Iraq - and I don't think that he will regret having gone. And here's why.

Norman totally, bitterly, opposed the invasion of Iraq and all that was done there. He could see there were a lot of people in Iraq who were hurting and suffering, who had lost relations or been imprisoned. Whatever their nationality, our job as Christians and as people interested in peace was to offer help and consolation to people who were suffering. That was Norman's basic wish.

He also wanted to show a kind of British solidarity - to demonstrate that we were not a country which was united in favour of what had been done. It was a common Christian humanity that inspired Norman; that these were people who were suffering. He wanted to go and help.

This is not, of course, an exclusively Christian prerogative. We do not have a monopoly on compassion - in fact I think it's everyone's duty to help those who in need. But we as Christians are commanded to be concerned about the suffering and imprisonment of others - it's an explicit mandate to us.

I know people will say Norman shouldn't have put himself in danger in the first place. There is, however, a comparison they don't make. They don't ask if it's right for instance, for a young soldier to go to Iraq to do his duty. We send out government people and contractors and God knows who else as well as soldiers, and they all take major risks, some of them for commercial reasons and some for political or other purposes.

Some go because they think armies are the best way to keep peace - I'm not judging their motives. But why shouldn't people who have a different approach towards justice and peace also take risks?

That's exactly Norman's position. Over the years, he and I have met dozens of times on one peace campaign or activity or another, whether it's about the arms trade or nuclear weapons. But he felt - and it came through in many of his writings - that it was in a sense a bit easy to write letters and hold placards and go on demonstrations and write to your MP. He felt a call, a kind of vocation, to do something a bit more direct. And that's what led him to go out there.

Even when it looked very dark, I don't think he would have regretted going for one minute. As a human, of course, he would have been absolutely scared. The awful thought of one of his friends being taken out and shot, which he and his fellow hostages must have known about, would have meant an enormous amount of anguish.

He would also have been very deeply upset knowing what his wife would have been through. But I don't think he would ever have regretted going.

He might now ask himself if anything positive has come out of the whole ordeal. It has. There's a great deal of awareness now of what's going on in Iraq - not just because of him, but he's certainly contributed to it. What's specific to Norman's case is a new understanding between Muslims here in this country and the peace and human rights campaign here.

We might have been separate in the past, but the Muslim community has been so helpful and so co-operative here, it needs as many thanks as anyone else. Of course I would like to thank the Foreign Office and, if it was the military that helped free him, then them too. But the Muslim community has really behaved in a wonderful way.

Messages came from all over the world - from all sorts of organisations and people. Most remarkable, perhaps, was that we had a message from an alleged terrorist in a high security prison, and even from a proscribed organisation in Egypt. It was all very heartening and very helpful.

(My own emphasis added to those passages which I believe speak most strongly for themselves.)

And now, to dissect some of the comments from the detractors. Here's one from a guy in Edinburgh:

Norman Kember was not right to go. Nor did he have a "right" to go. I am anti the war in Iraq, totally, but Mr Kember went to a war zone and in doing so, not only de facto endangered himself, but also the lives of those seeking to gain his freedom. Showing solidarity is one thing; interfering in a theatre of war is tantamount to sabotage in something that is already an obscene mess.

It begs the question here: what is meant by "tantamount to sabotage"? If the war is already "an obscene mess", then a "sabotage" like Norman Kember's act (and those of his fellow activists) is not a further complication of the Gordian knot, but a move to cut it. In other words, it is the right thing to do, no matter how "wrong" it may seem at the time. If "interference" is what it takes to get people off their duffs to stop the war, then so be it!

And here's another, from a guy in Ottawa:

Whilst I wholeheartedly welcome the wonderful news of Mr Kember's release, I feel very strongly that individuals who decide to go to such dangerous places, do so entirely at their own risk. It often appears that both the hostages, their families and their supporters expect their national governments to move heaven and earth to secure their release. A release that would not have been necessary if the individual had not ignored common sense advice not go there in the first place. The risk to other people, most notably the hard working men and women of the Armed Forces and Security Services, is just not worth it in the long run.

Yes, the family and supporters of Mr. Kember DID expect the government(s) to "move heaven and earth" to secure his release, but that is not all they expected and it is certainly not all that they still expect. They still expect that the government(s) will decide that sending soldiers to risk being killed (and not just in the act of freeing hostages like Norman Kember, Harmeet Singh Sooden and James Loney, but in killing Iraqis--or anyone else) is not worth it anymore. This isn't just about the peacemakers; it's about ALL the lives being lost in Iraq, and indeed to war, period.

And it is absolute bosh to say Norman Kember "ignored common sense". People, Norman Kember is in his 70s. He's old enough to be well aware of the risks, particularly the extra ones that can befall an elderly man. But he's been a pacifist for over 50 years, and in that time, he's seen enough of the easy way, as Bruce Kent points out, to be thoroughly tired of the less-drastic and less-effectual approach! Trust me--he knew exactly what he was doing. That may not be "common sense", but sometimes, uncommon sense is better. For only a person of uncommon sense would have the wit to do something so powerful to mobilize forces on not one but several continents against this wasteful, sinful war.

Someone from Switzerland writes:

When you take a decision to leave the safe and controlled areas of the world you take the responsibility for your own safety. I'm glad Norman Kember was recovered, but he bears a responsibility for the efforts that went into recovering him. I ski and believe that you have a right to go beyond the safely marked areas, however when you pass beyond the signs you take that responsibility yourself, if a rescue team needs to be sent out you bear the responsibility for that.

Uh, dude...this wasn't a ski trip. Kember wasn't in this for a lark. He knew his life was at risk, but he felt it was worth it if he could personally help someone over there, instead of just making out a cheque to an aid organization. Maybe you should educate yourself as to what he was actually doing in Iraq.

And a lad from Leicester writes:

Bruce Kent says Mr Kember will still believe he was right to go. Surely the important question is whether those brave soldiers who risked their lives rescuing him think he was right to go.

Well, if it comes down to that, don't ask it of Norman Kember or anyone reading this. Ask it of the soldiers themselves. But here, for what it's worth, is my take: If what Mr. Kember did spurs even one soldier to think twice and conscientiously object to being sent into battle, it was right. And if I were a soldier myself, I'd prefer to be a rescuer of peaceniks (misguided or not), rather than a killer of innocents.

And from Newcastle (UK), comes this bit of nonsense:

Could someone elaborate on just what the difference Mr. Kember thought he was going to make? Its a nice idea, but rather egotistical. Putting oneself at risk, and others, and worrying family and friends... to achieve what? No, I'm convinced that one did not say it was for religious reasons doing what he did would get one sectioned under the mental health act. I mean what sort of state mental has he got himself, and his close ones, into. It's just shoddy thinking on his part.

This is just shoddy thinking itself, on so many levels. What is mentally unhealthy about believing in peace, and laying down one's own life to help others? "Greater love hath no man than this...", remember?

And if Norman Kember were truly just an egotist, as this detractor seems to think he is, he'd have stayed home and found some less risky means to self-promotion. As I understand it, egotists want to live to enjoy their fame and notoriety--unless they really are mentally ill, like Sylvia Plath, whose poetry didn't reach its full stature in the eyes of readers until after she'd stuck her head in an oven and turned on the gas. But that was tragic and a waste of a fine, productive life. What Norman Kember did was the opposite: he tried to save others' lives, not just immolate his own. No tragedy there, but a definite triumph for which his ego will receive the very least of the gratification.

And now, a semiliterate followed by a halfwit:

i have no sympathy for people who go to war zones, get them selfs kidnapped then risk our armed forces lives to get them out when their job is hard enough already, perhaps this will teach him and others like him not to meddle in foreign affairs

* * *

I'd glad Norman Kember is alive and free. He is an unfortunate misguided man, who put his own life and those of others in great danger. He should not meddle in things he quite obviously does not understand.

Tell ya what, you two: if you understand things so much better, then go enlist in the army yourselves. Show the rest of us how things ought to be done, if you think you know it. Better still, just go and be harshly disabused of your callow and facile misconceptions. But don't you DARE tell us that Norman Kember did not understand what he was about.

And here's a piece of throw-away arrogance from a Londoner:

Rescued at great expense to the tax payers of three countries, By the very forces that he protests against. Speak out by all means. But don't go to war zones if you are not experienced.

And you, sir: Are YOU "experienced"? No? Then shut the fuck up. Norman Kember was not protesting against the FORCES, he was protesting against the WAR which is still KILLING THE FORCES. A vital and not terribly subtle distinction you don't bother to make, perhaps lacking experience in the simple act of using your own damn head.

BTW, you should see what the WAR is costing the taxpayers. Norman Kember's rescue is tiddlywinks compared to that.

And finally, from someone in Leeds:

Predictably, not one mention of the troops who freed Mr Kember. Apparently Mr Kent is more pleased with the 'helpful' support of a terrorist than with the men who freed his friend. I guess you won't publish this though.

Uh, dude...maybe there's a good reason the troops who freed him weren't "mentioned", whatever a "mention" entails in your eyes. As I understand it, they were not just ANY troops, they were elite commandos. To reveal their identities at this stage would be to compromise their safety in any subsequent rescue missions they may have to undertake. (Surely all those who slammed Mr. Kember for putting their lives at risk must appreciate that--and if you don't, kindly extract head from rectum now. Their lives have been at risk for as long as they've been in the military--or at the very least, as long as they've been on this secret task force. This is their job, people!)

Plus, there's the salient fact that the peacemakers didn't want violence and conflict used to rescue them. It's a good thing that the forces who rescued them were able to honor that request. Let that not get lost in the shuffle.

And of course, by this time, Norman Kember HAS publicly given thanks, so I daresay your complaint was a little...um...premature.

As for the terrorist prisoner who spoke out--well, if even HE could be moved to show support for an "infidel" like Mr. Kember, then there's hope. Yes, even for him. And for the Muslim Brotherhood, too. It may not excuse or make up for whatever else they've done, but it is definitely a testament to the power of Mr. Kember's act to win the hearts and minds of the others over there--and don't for one second believe that doesn't count. If it stops even ONE angry Muslim from taking up terrorism against the West, it's a victory.

Finally, to all you war-cheerleaders out there reading this: Be thankful for the Norman Kembers of this world. They are doing their damnedest to make a difference over there so that neither you, nor your descendants, will ever know the terror of war at home. I may not think your sorry, self-absorbed lives are worth it, but they apparently do...and for that, I bless them.

You should, too.

Boycott this 'toon, it looks strangely familiar

A strangely familiar 'toon lives here

"We have met the enemy and they is us!"

March 24, 2006

Festive Left Friday Blogging: Leftist hottitude, then and now

Hugo or Che? Decisions, decisions...

Che's brooding gaze may be great eye candy, but there's something to be said for Hugo's unabashed oratory.

March 23, 2006

More hopeful news from Argentina

More proof that things in Argentina are changing for the better, especially on the human-rights front:

Argentina has decided to make public all secret archives of the armed forces to help uncover human rights violations committed under military rule.

The decision was announced by Defence Minister Nilda Garre.

It comes on the eve of the 30th anniversary of the coup, by which the military seized power in 1976.

Human rights groups say up to 30,000 political opponents of the regime were kidnapped, detained and later executed during seven years of military rule.

The government issued a decree to guarantee unrestricted access to information on what it said were grave acts committed during the so-called Dirty War.

It ordered all the branches of the armed forces and the Ministry of Defence to provide access their secret files when required.

Recovered documents will be kept at the National Memory Archive, an institution created by President Nestor Kirchner three years ago.

Correspondents say the secret files could play a key role in trials against former military officers accused of human rights abuses, after the Argentine Congress voted to scrap laws protecting them from prosecution in 2003.

Some high-ranking officers such as Gen Rafael Videla - who seized power in 1976 - are under house arrest over the illegal adoption of children born to political prisoners during military rule.

On Friday, President Kirchner is expected to lead an official ceremony to mark the anniversary of the coup.

Not exactly a Festive Left Friday Blogging issue per se, but it's something I'll be watching and cheering for tomorrow!

Um, Condi...do you know what you're holding?

It's called a charango. Guess what the green bits are!

It's called a charango, and you'll never guess what the one you've got your hands on is made from!

Condoleezza Rice knew coca would top the agenda in her meeting with Bolivia's new president, but she likely wasn't expecting to get the real thing.

At the end of their 25-minute meeting, President Evo Morales presented the U.S. secretary of state with an Andean guitar that bore a coca-leaf inlay.

"The gift was well received. We will just have to check with our customs to see what rules apply. We certainly hope we can bring it back (to Washington)," said a senior State Department official who attended the meeting.

Morales, Bolivia's first indigenous president, came to prominence as a leader of coca farmers who want more freedom to grow coca, which is the main ingredient in cocaine but is also used legally for traditional medicines and in teas.

And here are some facts on the traditional uses of coca...

In the Andes, the indigenous peoples have been chewing the leaves of the coca plant for millennia. They traditionally carried a woven pouch called a chuspa or huallqui in which they kept a day's supply of coca leaves, along with a small amount of ilucta or uipta, which is made from pulverized unslaked lime or from the ashes of the quinoa plant. A tiny quantity of ilucta is chewed together with the coca leaves; it softens their astringent flavor and activates the alkaloids. Other names for this basifying substance are llipta in Peru and the Spanish word lejía, lye in English. Many of these materials are salty in flavor, but there are variations. The most common base in the La Paz area of Bolivia is a product known as lejía dulce (sweet lye) which is made from quinoa ashes mixed with anise and cane sugar, forming a soft black putty with a sweet and pleasing licorice flavor. In some places, baking soda is used under the name bico.

The practice of chewing coca was most likely originally a simple matter of survival. The coca leaf contained many essential nutrients in addition to its more well-known mood-altering alkaloid. It is rich in protein and vitamins, and it grows in regions where other food sources are scarce. The perceived boost in energy and strength provided by the cocaine in coca leaves was also very functional in an area where oxygen is scarce and extensive walking is essential. The coca plant was so central to the worldview of the Yunga and Aymara tribes of South America that distance was often measured in units called "cocada", which signified the number of mouthfuls of coca that one would chew while walking from one point to another. Cocada can also be used as a measurement of time, meaning the amount of time it takes for a mouthful of coca to lose its flavor and activity. In testament of the significance of coca to indigenous cultures, it is widely believed that the word "coca" most likely originally simply meant "plant," in other words, coca was not just a plant but the plant.

Coca was also a vital part of the religious cosmology of the Andean tribes in the pre-Inca period as well as throughout the Inca Empire (Tahuantinsuyu). Coca was historically employed as an offering to the Sun, or to produce smoke at the great sacrifices; and the priests, it was believed, must chew it during the performance of religious ceremonies, otherwise the gods would not be propitiated. Coca is still held in veneration among the indigenous and mestizo peoples of Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador, Colombia and northern Argentina and Chile. It is believed by the miners of Cerro de Pasco to soften the veins of ore, if masticated (chewed) and thrown upon them (see also Cocomama). Coca leaves play a crucial part in offerings to the apus (mountains), Inti (the sun), or Pachamama (the earth). Coca leaves are often read in a form of divination analogous to reading tea leaves in other cultures.

In the Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta, on the Caribbean Coast of Colombia, coca is consumed by the Kogi, Arhuaco & Wiwa by using a special gadget called poporo. The poporo is the mark of manhood, but it is a female's sexual symbol. It represents the womb and the stick is a phallic symbol. The movements of the stick in the poporo symbolize the sexual act. For a man the poporo is a good companion which means "food" "woman", "memory" and "meditation". Women are prohibited from using coca. It is important to stress that poporo is the symbol of manhood. But it is the woman who gives men their manhood. When the boy is ready to be married, his mother will initiate him in the use of the coca. This act of initiation is carefully supervised by the mama, a traditional leader.

The activity of chewing coca is called mambear, chacchar or acullicar, borrowed from Quechua, or in Bolivia, picchar, derived from the Aymara language. The Spanish masticar is also frequently used. Doing so usually causes users to feel a tingling and numbing sensation in their mouths, similar to receiving Novocaine during a dental procedure. Even today, chewing coca leaves is a common sight in indigenous communities across the central Andean region, particularly in places like the mountains of Bolivia, where the cultivation and consumption of coca is as much a part of the national culture similar to chicha, like wine is to France or beer is to Germany. It also serves as a powerful symbol of indigenous cultural and religious identity, amongst a diversity of indigenous nations throughout South America. Bags of coca leaves are sold in local markets and by street vendors. Commercially manufactured coca teas are also available in most stores and supermarkets, including upscale suburban supermarkets.

Coca herbal tea (Spanish: Mate de coca) is a tisane made from the leaves of the Coca plant (Eritroxilécea). The consumption of coca tea is a common occurrence in many South American countries. Coca tea is also used for medicinal and religious purposes by many indigenous tribes in the Andes. On the "Inca Trail" to Macchu Picchu, guides also serve coca tea with every meal because it is widely believed that it alleviates the symptoms of mild altitude sickness. And traditionally, official governmental persons travelling to La Paz in Bolivia are greeted by a mate de coca.

Chances are, if you've had a novocaine shot at your dentist's, had lidocaine injected during surgery (or used a topical antiseptic/painkiller containing it), or taken a drink of Coca-Cola, you've actually consumed coca and not even been aware of it. (Yes, Coke does contain an extract of coca, but don't get too excited--it's a non-drug flavoring agent. Coke stopped containing actual coke in the early 20th century. The kick in the can these days is actually just sugar and caffeine.) Bolivians are quick to point out that there are many other uses for the plant, as well...

As you can see, the white stuff Dubya spent so much of his youth vacuuming out of socialites' carpets is really the least of its uses.

Kind of makes a mockery of the cynical, hypocritical drug war, doesn't it?