To the tune of "I Fought the Law and the Law Won"...
Ahem:
Country's goin' up in smoke--
I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
He wanted Wilson to choke--I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
Well, he outed Val from the CIA,Hoping that she'd croak;
But she's still alive and she's okay--
I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
This is more trippy than a skunky toke--I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
Pretty soon Rove will be a bad joke!I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
Well, he outed Val from the CIA,Hoping that she'd croak;
But she's still alive and she's okay--
I found the law that Rove broke,
I found the law that Rove broke.
Please...don't applaud, just throw indictments.
(Big hat tip to Morrison at Liberty in Chaos for the inspiration!)