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November 30, 2006

An orange alert

This appears in the comments on the entry below, but I'll repost it just so those who don't read comments will still know:

Venezuela's opposition is planning an "orange revolution". It is important that we get this circulated before Sunday's election. This link is to my Guardian column. It would be great if you could post it on your blog. Thanks.

http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/calvin_tucker/2006/11/post_723.html

Anyone who wants any more info can contact me on calvintucker@hotmail.co.uk

Thanks, Calvin, for the heads-up.

November 29, 2006

Quotable: Michael McCaughan and Che Guevara on class myths

"All across Latin America the poor majority have been conditioned to view their social status as the inevitable outcome of a free, competitive society where winners and losers rub shoulders with no hard feelings. The occasional rags-to-riches story is presented as proof that anyone can make it if they combine persistence with hard work. The business sector creates the nation's wealth and jobs trickle down to the poor. Anyone who questions the consensus is quickly bundled out of view, like a naked man streaking across the Superbowl stadium."

--Michael McCaughan, The Battle of Venezuela

"We get on much better with simple sailors than with that middle class which, rich or not, is too attached to the memory of what it once was to pay any attention to two penniless travellers. They are as ignorant as the next man, but their petty victory in life has gone to their heads, and the banal opinions they utter come with the arrogance of being proffered by them."

--Ernesto "Che" Guevara, The Motorcycle Diaries

Fidel's still not well, but Evo's been a busy boy!

From the Beeb, two items of note. First, from Cuba:

Frail Cuban leader Fidel Castro has stayed away from the opening ceremony of his 80th birthday celebrations in Havana on doctors' orders.

A message apparently written by Mr Castro was read out saying he was not yet strong enough to attend the event.

President Castro underwent emergency intestinal surgery at the end of July and has not been seen in public since.

He then temporarily handed over power to his brother Raul, and was last seen in a video on 28 October.

Since falling ill, he has only been seen in officially-sanctioned photographs and videos.

Reports in the US suggest that officials in Washington now believe Mr Castro is suffering from terminal cancer and may never recover.

It would be just like the old boy to keep 'em guessing...and trip them up. Sick or well--don't underestimate Fidel!

Then, from Bolivia:

The Bolivian Senate has approved a controversial reform bill proposed by President Evo Morales to redistribute under-used land to rural communities.

A week-long stand-off ended when three opposition senators broke ranks with their conservative parties to vote in favour of the bill.

Thousands of indigenous protesters had marched on La Paz on Tuesday to put pressure on the senate to pass the law.

It could lead to the redistribution of up to 20m hectares of land to the poor.

[...]

News that the law had finally been approved late in the evening surprised even the president's own supporters camped outside the senate, the BBC's Damian Kahya in La Paz says.

Shortly after signing the bill into law, Mr Morales told a jubilant crowd that it was "not possible to have so much land in so few hands".

"This is the struggle of our ancestors, the struggle for power and territory," he said. "Now, the change is in our hands."

The new law states that only unused or corruptly obtained land will be targeted.

The government argues too much land is owned merely as security on loans or to be re-sold.

A recent survey by the Catholic Church found that just 50,000 families own almost 90% of Bolivia's productive land.

Opponents accuse Mr Morales of trampling on democracy in his desire to advance his reform agenda.

Meanwhile, not a peep out of them on how many people they trampled to get so much land into so few hands. Astonishing!

But what gets me the most about this is Evo's capacity for building consensus, and getting even critics and opponents onside. Anyone who thinks he's just a simple farmer who landed the presidency by accident had better think again. Behind that gentle exterior lies a fierce will and a persistence not to be underestimated. Remember, he helped lead the water protests that drove Bechtel out of Bolivia. He will drag the landed oligarchy kicking and screaming towards progress, and there won't be a damn thing they can do that they're not doing already.

I wonder if he'll end up being too busy to attend Fidel's official birthday party as planned!

November 27, 2006

Remember Reagan?

Gil Scott-Heron does:

He remembers him as a B-movie actor who co-starred with a chimp.

"The monkey was all right. The monkey was cool."

And now, the monkey is president and some of us, who never thought we'd see the day, wish it were Reagan.

November 26, 2006

Looks like a square of dark chocolate is in order...

...because Ecuador seems well on the way to getting its own Chavecito!

Ecuador's presidential candidate Rafael Correa has claimed victory in Sunday's run-off election.

Three exit polls and an unofficial quick count indicated Mr Correa had gained around 57% of the vote while Alvaro Noboa polled about 43%.

But of course, true to right-wing fashion, the loser is claiming that exit polls mean nothing.

Mr Noboa has said he won the election and if necessary will ask for a recount after official results are announced.

But if this goes as I suspect it will, it will be good in more ways than one.

He said he will try to rejoin the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries (Opec) which Ecuador left in 1992.

He also named leftist economists Ricardo Patino and Alberto Acosta as his economy and energy ministers, Reuters news agency said.

[...]

An economic aide to Mr Correa said he would not pay some of Ecuador's "illegitimate" foreign debt and would not sign a free trade agreement with the United States, Reuters said.

While campaigning, Mr Correa said he wanted to renegotiate contracts with foreign oil companies.

Like I said, shades of Chavecito. Who, as luck would have it, wrapped up his own re-election campaign on a high note this week.

Now: Lindt "Ecuador", here I come! (Just reading about chocolate makes me hungry...)

They call THIS blasphemy?

Via the Revealer, I found out that the American Family Fascist Association is up in arms over a concert video showing Madonna, wearing a crown of thorns, first rising up on and then slowly stepping down off a glittery, mirror-tiled cross. The reason? IT'S BLASPHEMY! O, the HORROR!

Following the lead of Rosie O'Donnell and ABC, NBC has decided to join in the bashing of Christians by airing a Madonna special in November. A specific date has not been released.

In the show, Madonna, wearing a fake crown of thorns, descends on a suspended mirrored, disco ball-type cross. When some Christian leaders complained about the mockery, NBC ignored their concerns.

Making mockery of the crucifixion of Christ has been a trademark of Madonna for many years. In 1989 she had a video for the hit song "Like A Prayer." The video featured burning crosses, statues crying blood and Madonna--representing Jesus--freeing a saint from his sexual repression by seducing him. This is the same Madonna who once said, "Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them."

Kevin Reilly, an executive at NBC, said Madonna considered the scene mocking the crucifixion of Christ the highlight of her show. "We (NBC) viewed it and didn't see it as being inappropriate." Madonna considers mocking the crucifixion of Jesus the highlight of her show and NBC agrees.

The AFA goes on to ask "Christians" to mailbomb NBC with requests to cut the Christianity-offending segment. Which NBC, in true wussy whore-media fashion, did. After all, Wildmon & Co. are all about defending Christianity from all manner of blaspheming enemies. If it's not the witches and secularists, it's the Jews. And when it's not the Jews, it's other Christians who just don't pass fundie muster. Some of whom happen to be rather famous.

Meanwhile, the Revealer has this to say about the AFA's strange choice of reasons for making such a flap:

Tight black leather, OK. A stripper-style pole dance on an over-sized horse saddle, OK. Half-naked, svelte sweaty bodies, marked with Stars of David and Crescent Moon, OK. Just no mock Roman executions. One almost wants to give credit to the many NBC affiliates around the country that had some problems with the overall package and decided simply not to show the tour special at all.

The article then goes on to discuss the history of what the word "blasphemy" means. Its conclusion? Not bloody much; depends whom you ask. Apparently, "blasphemy" is a fluid concept, which makes it well-nigh meaningless in the final analysis. We do, however, learn that "blasphemy" is a charge more likely to be levelled by fundie Protestant leaders than Roman Catholics. Which is revealing in itself, since Madonna, though she's adopted snippets of other spiritualities along the way, is a lifelong Catholic and her use of the iconography of Roman executions here is in line with the beliefs she grew up following. (This may surprise some who call her a blasphemer, but I'd wager they haven't been actually paying attention to her, only taking orders from a not-so-good shepherd who has his own unholy reasons for leading his flock astray.)

Actually, this "mock Roman execution" is very mild when you compare it to the sadistic (and hideously commercialized) treatment Jesus suffered at the hands of Mel Gibson. I would even go so far as to call it downright reverent, since Madonna isn't mocking Christ at all, but rather seems to be finding new meaning in his words, imitating him, and urging her audience to do the same.

How do I know that's what she's doing? Watch the entire performance:

I found it interesting how Madonna recycles an old hit, "Live to Tell", whose chorus goes:

A man can tell a thousand lies

I've learned my lesson well

Hope I live to tell the secret I have learned--

Till then

It will burn inside of me...

Wildmon never mentions THAT.

The song also contains the words "I was not ready for the Fall/Too blind to see the writing on the wall." These are biblical allusions, but not blasphemy by a long shot. In fact, they are quite reverent, as they relate the words of scripture to modern life in general, and her own life in particular.

As the performance progresses, we come to see why she picked this particular song to open the show--and sing from a cross, doing a modern and literal Imitation of Christ. In another version of this performance (videotaped from further off by an amateur in the audience), you can see a digital counter over her head, spinning faster and faster until it reaches 12 million. Then it stops and the number lights up. That's when the spotlights temporarily dim. Then she steps off the cross, moves downstage, and sings the bridge:

If I ran away, I'd never have the strength

To go very far

How would they hear the beating of my heart?

Will it grow cold,

The secret that I hide?

Will I grow old?

How will they hear,

When will they learn,

How will they know?

As she sings it, we learn that the number on the counter is the number of African children orphaned by AIDS. (Item: Madonna recently adopted a boy from Malawi whose mother died soon after his birth.) Pictures on the screen behind her show the searching eyes of African children; the reinterpretation of the song seems to ask the audience to spare a thought for them. Above, the words "For I was hungry and you gave me food...I was naked and you gave me clothing...Whatever you did for one of the least of my brothers..." flash. Another biblical reference.

By coming down off the cross, kneeling and averting her face as if the sight of so much suffering is too much to bear, taking off her crown of thorns and placing herself at human level (at the end of the song she actually prostrates herself on the stage, like a priest or nun at the taking of the vows), Madonna is not-so-subliminally telling people to get off their high horses, their holier-than-thou attitudes, and get better acquainted with "the least of my brothers", the orphans of Africa. In so doing, they might find some redemption--or a little more meaning--in their lives.

Maybe that is what gets Donald Wildmon's bloomers in a wad; he's about doing just the opposite, you see. To him, AIDS isn't a tragic, indiscriminate disease that kills young parents and leaves beautiful, innocent children orphaned; it's God's righteous punishment on the homo-sex-you-alls. That is the message he's repeatedly preached to his flock. And damn that scarlet harlot Madonna for having the effrontery to say it isn't so, and to remind people of what Jesus actually said. There wasn't a word in it about punishing the gays; there were, on the other hand, plenty of admonitions to be thy brother's keeper and look after those in need!

Yes, I can see why a fundamentalist would call that blasphemy. Heaven forbid that a pop star might be sincere when she gets off her glitzy disco cross to deliver a message laced with the New Testament, not the Old. Or that she might just be a better Christian than the Reverend Furnish-My-Church-With-Silver. How many African AIDS orphans has Wildmon helped, I wonder? Or does he secretly think that they, too, somehow deserve to be punished by a plague of biblical proportions, for being non-white?

Someone famous is bashing Christianity, all right, but it sure as hell ain't Madge.

November 25, 2006

The unthinkable occurs

Well, kinda sorta. Augusto Pinochet admits his guilt, but refuses to admit that he is guilty. You don't follow? Read on.

Chile's former military ruler Augusto Pinochet has said he takes political responsibility for everything that happened during his 18 years in power.

In the statement read by Gen Pinochet's wife on his 91st birthday, he defended his bloody 1973 coup, saying he had acted in Chile's best interests.

More than 3,000 people were killed or "disappeared" while Gen Pinochet was in power from 1973 to 1990.

He is facing indictments in two cases of human rights abuses and tax evasion.

"Today, near the end of my days, I want to say that I harbour no rancour against anybody, that I love my fatherland above all," the statement read by his wife Lucia Hiriart said.

"I take political responsibility for everything that was done."

The general said his bloody overthrow of the democratically-elected Salvador Allende had "no other motive than to make Chile a great place and prevent its disintegration".

[...]

His statement condemned the ongoing trials of military officers, including himself, for the human rights abuses committed under his rule.

He said they had prevented a political and economic crisis.

"Thanks to their courage and decision, Chile moved from the totalitarian threat to the full democracy which we restored and which all our compatriots enjoy."

Now, how's that for funky tap-dancing? He created a political and economic crisis to save Chile from a political and economic crisis! He became a totalitarian threat to prevent a totalitarian threat! He destroyed democracy to create democracy! He robbed the country in order to enrich it! Yes, just like the exquisite rationalizers who wiped My Lai off the map, the heroic General Pinochet destroyed a village in order to save it.

Now, to give you some idea of what he destroyed it in order to save it, here's Greg Palast:

In 1973, the year the General seized the government, Chile's unemployment rate was 4.3%. In 1983, after ten years of free-market modernisation, unemployment reached 22%. Real wages declined by 40% under military rule.

In 1970, 20% of Chile's population lived in poverty. By 1990, the year "President" Pinochet left office, the number of destitute had doubled to 40%. Quite a miracle.

Pinochet did not destroy Chile's economy all alone. It took nine years of hard work by the most brilliant minds in world academia, a gaggle of Milton Friedman's trainees, the Chicago Boys. Under the spell of their theories, the General abolished the minimum wage, outlawed trade union bargaining rights, privatised the pension system, abolished all taxes on wealth and on business profits, slashed public employment, privatised 212 state industries and 66 banks and ran a fiscal surplus.

Freed of the dead hand of bureaucracy, taxes and union rules, the country took a giant leap forward … into bankruptcy and depression. After nine years of economics Chicago style, Chile's industry keeled over and died. In 1982 and 1983, GDP dropped 19%. The free-market experiment was kaput, the test tubes shattered. Blood and glass littered the laboratory floor. Yet, with remarkable chutzpa, the mad scientists of Chicago declared success. In the US, President Ronald Reagan's State Department issued a report concluding, "Chile is a casebook study in sound economic management." Milton Friedman himself coined the phrase, "The Miracle of Chile." Friedman's sidekick, economist Art Laffer, preened that Pinochet's Chile was, "a showcase of what supply-side economics can do."

It certainly was. More exactly, Chile was a showcase of de-regulation gone berserk.

Yep, that's some salvation from the evils of democratic socialism, all right. At least 3000 people died and thousands more were tortured just so Chile could have the wonderful liberty of fascist rule, and the prosperity of an economic ruination from which it has yet to fully recover. Folks, this is a thug who used to brag that he buried his corpses two to a coffin to save on nails. This is what he and his backers, including Ronald "Grenada" Reagan and Maggie "Milk Snatcher" Thatcher, called "democracy".

All the evidence is mounting against that old bastard, and he's still walking free and spewing a fuckload of doublespeak.

The mind boggles.

November 24, 2006

Festive Left Friday Blogging: Batter up!

Play ball!

Batter up--Chavecito!

Now at bat for the Red Team, it's Chavecito. He's batting 1000...

Batting 1000 for Venezuela

And he always steps up to the plate.

Chavecito waving

Will he hit a home run in December? Survey says yes.

Meanwhile, it's Thanksgiving weekend in Gringolandia. In honor of the august occasion of the turkey-pardoning, Swamp Rat has prepared a visual feast, consisting of Wild Turkey shot in the Bush:

Mmmmmm Bush TURKEY!

And everyone's sweet potato, Adam Sandler, has a little Thanksgiving song for you:

To all my US friends: Gobble gobble!

And to Dubya and the Big Dick: Get stuffed, you turkeys! No pardons for you!

November 22, 2006

One more big, black mark on the CIA

And this one's downright treasonable. At least three operatives were present at the scene of Bobby Kennedy's shooting--allegedly by a lone nut named Sirhan Sirhan.

Maybe the nut wasn't so lone--or so nuts!--after all, suggests the evidence...

New video and photographic evidence that puts three senior CIA operatives at the scene of Robert Kennedy's assassination has been brought to light.

The evidence was shown in a report by Shane O'Sullivan, broadcast on BBC Newsnight.

It reveals that the operatives and four unidentified associates were at the Ambassador Hotel, Los Angeles in the moments before and after the shooting on 5 June, 1968.

The CIA had no domestic jurisdiction and some of the officers were based in South-East Asia at the time, with no reason to be in Los Angeles.

Kennedy had just won the California Democratic primary on an anti-War ticket and was set to challenge Nixon for the White House when he was shot in a kitchen pantry.

A 24-year-old Palestinian, Sirhan Sirhan, was arrested as the lone assassin and notebooks at his house seemed to incriminate him.

However, even under hypnosis, he has never been able to remember the shooting and defence psychiatrists concluded he was in a trance at the time.

Witnesses placed Sirhan's gun several feet in front of Kennedy but the autopsy showed the fatal shot came from one inch behind.

Dr Herbert Spiegel, a world authority on hypnosis at Columbia University, believes Sirhan may have been hypnotically programmed to act as a decoy for the real assassin.

There has long been abundant speculation that Sirhan was some kind of "Manchurian Candidate", and this report appears to confirm it. Whether you believe the bit about the trance or not, you can hardly refute what a ballistics report says about the position of the shooter. Sirhan would have to have been a real Stretch Armstrong to shoot Kennedy!

The Pasadena Weekly's in-depth look at Sirhan through the eyes of his brother Munir is an absolute must, BTW.

This sober BBC report, then, makes me certain that Sirhan was nothing but a convenient patsy, and the three CIA men--who were all in the wrong place at the wrong time--become automatic suspects. Especially light of this:

Three of these men have been positively identified as senior officers who worked together in 1963 at JMWAVE, the CIA's Miami base for its Secret War on Castro.

David Morales was Chief of Operations and once told friends:

"I was in Dallas when we got the son of a bitch and I was in Los Angeles when we got the little bastard."

Uh, I can only conclude that the "son of a bitch" was the great JFK, and the "little bastard" was his honorable, mafia-busting younger brother, Bobby--both of whom are deeply mourned to this day for the great potential for social change that was lost along with them.

This incredibly sordid quote from the inappropriately named agent Morales also leaves me in no doubt that Lee Harvey Oswald was likely not the only shooter in Dallas, if indeed he was a shooter at all--which I now doubt very much was the case. (Oswald's biographical info alone casts severe doubt on such assertions.) I'm inclined to believe Oswald was indeed telling the truth when he famously protested that he was just a patsy for the CIA. He was certainly a very convincing case-in-point for the anticommunists to expound the evils of the left, if treated as a lone nut gunman, rather than a much more complex double defector (first from capitalism, then Soviet communism), which he in fact was. Suddenly, the Zapruder film doesn't seem so inexplicable anymore, now does it?

I also doubt very much that agent Morales (nickname: El Gordo, the Fat One) was in Dallas and LA just by coincidence on both occasions--or for the simple pleasure of seeing the two men he clearly despised.

And above all, this confirms my deepest suspicions--that JFK was killed because he was contemplating a rapprochement with Fidel Castro, the very thing the right-wing Cuban mafia in Miami didn't want. Neither did the CIA, which we know has been in cahoots with all the worst scum of Latin America since its inception in the late 1940s.

Motive, means, opportunity--and now, one member of the CIA has been placed at the scene of both crimes, and two more definitely placed at the scene of Bobby Kennedy's murder. Luuuuuucy, you got some splainin' to doooooo!

But wait...that's not all.

Gordon Campbell was Chief of Maritime Operations and George Joannides was Chief of Psychological Warfare Operations.

Joannides was called out of retirement in 1978 to act as the CIA liaison to the Congressional investigation into the JFK assassination. Now, we see him at the Ambassador Hotel the night a second Kennedy is assassinated.

[...]

Paul Schrade [...] was walking behind Robert Kennedy that night and was shot in the head. He believes this new evidence merits fresh investigation:

"It seems very strange to me that these guys would be at a Kennedy celebration. What were they doing there? And why were they there? It's our obligation as friends of Bob Kennedy to investigate this."

Ed Lopez, a former Congressional investigator who worked with Joannides in 1978, says:

"I think the key people at the CIA need to go back to anybody who might have been around back then, bring them in and interview them, and ask - is this Gordon Campbell? Is this George Joannides?"

I think Lucy got lotsa splainin' to do, si?

What a pity Morales and Joannides are both now deceased, and Campbell's whereabouts are unknown. I am certain all three literally got away with murder.

Memo to all right-wing radio ranters...

Shut the fuck UP!

This has been a public service announcement, brought to you by the Unfiltered News Network. Thank you, and remember: every time you listen to right-wing talk radio, God kills a kitten!

November 21, 2006

Preach it, sister...

I never saw YayaCanada's site until today, but I think I'll be visiting it (along with 21st Century Socialism) more often. This lady is SANE. Get a load of what she said about the scariest movie of the year, "Jesus Camp":

If the "apostle" Paul lived today, he'd be an American TV evangelist. He'd have 33% of the population believing that Christ came to him in a vision and told him what to say. He'd rant on and on about hellfire and damnation, about how women need to know their place, and about sexual temptation and perversion, and he'd rake in lots of dough.

But Jesus didn't dwell on any of those things. And he certainly didn't sell fire insurance. He offered love and liberation from guilt; he described a means of personal empowerment through the mental process of "knowing" by which one could seek and find a path out of one's own slavery to the opinions of others, and to false ideas and false views of self and God. He placed God's Kingdom squarely in the present, within all of us and spread out upon the earth. He counselled living fully in the current eternal moment, leaving the future and the past to God.

And something else - something that Christians unaccountably don't seem able to get through their heads - Jesus counselled praying in private, not in public in the manner of show-off hypocrites!

Sadly, Jesus is only a buzz word for Becky Fischer. Beyond that, she's into enforce mode, big time. She's into public prayer - as raucous and showy as possible - over everybody else's sins. Rotund Becky tells the kids that most Christians are "fat and lazy" and aren't getting their act together about abortion, gays, and "dirty talk". The only answer lies with training children to sacrifice their very lives for the ruthless extermination of everything Becky hates. "This is war" she hollers. "This is war."

She trots out a lifesize cardboard cutout of President Bush and encourages the kids to bless him. Technically, they don't actually worship Bush, as some people are saying. The kids' arms are raised toward God. But the message of loyalty to the state as well as to Becky's fanatical goals are brought home in the oaths she orders them all to swear loudly on the Bible.

Yes, the same Bible wherein Jesus said, "Swear not at all." Matthew 5:34.

I bet Becky Fischer thinks that phrase just refers to four-letter words, not to making absurd vows you are guaranteed to break. Guaranteed, not because human nature is so inherently sinful as she would have you think, but because those vows are out of step with reality, humanity and above all, the selves of the children whose will she is there explicitly to break.

Becky Fischer is a sinful woman. I mean that not in the sense that she is some kind of harlot (although there is certainly something kinky about what she does for money; she's a dominatrix without the fetishy trappings, for sure.) I mean she is sinful in the sense expounded by the Toltec healer, don Miguel Ruiz, in his book, The Four Agreements:

Religions talk about sin and sinners, but let's understand what it really means to sin. A sin is anything you do which goes against yourself. Everything you feel or believe or say that goes against yourself is a sin. You go against yourself when you judge or blame yourself for anything. Being without sin is exactly the opposite. Being impeccable is not going against yourself. When you are impeccable, you take responsibility for your actions, but you do not judge or blame yourself.

From this point of view, the whole concept of sin changes from something moral or religious to something commonsense. Sin begins with rejection of yourself. Self-rejection is the biggest sin that you can commit. In religious terms self-rejection is a "mortal sin," which leads to death. Impeccability, on the other hand, leads to life.

Emphasis added.

You see what I mean by sinful? Becky Fischer is committing mortal sin with every child she is encouraging to reject him- or herself. With every brow-beating, guilt-instilling sermon, telling the kids they are sinful and wicked and must atone by being washed with bottled water in the name of Jesus (and preaching to strangers in bowling alleys), she is sinning up a fire-and-brimstone shitstorm.

She is certainly not being impeccable with her word; she can't tell the truth to herself. And so she peddles some outrageous lies to the children, including this one:

The fact that Bush lied to the American people is not an issue for Becky; his professed born-again status is paramount. She never stops to wonder if he might be a wolf in sheep's clothing, the evil one who only pretends to receive instructions from God. In full confidence, Becky makes it clear to her kids that if they don't support presidents like Bush, they will fall victim to Satan who has unimaginably horrific plans for them.

Becky talks about how Bush appoints judges that will save the country from gays, abortionists, and other evil beings. In no time, she has the kids screaming over and over, with upraised fists and tears running down their faces, "Righteous judges! Righteous judges!"

And in case you wonder whether that really happens in the film, it does. Watch:

This is certainly not impeccability with one's word, for those "righteous" judges are actually word-twisters themselves. In other words: sinners in the first degree, according to don Miguel.

Yaya goes on:

As a special treat, Becky introduces a man who cheerily opens a box of tiny, pink baby dolls, each one smaller than the other, and he places them in the hands of Becky's key kids while the other kids look on in awe, to illustrate all of the potential playmates they have lost through abortion. How crafty to make abortion into a personal loss for these children. How diabolical.

Then he places red tape over the kids' mouths, with the word "Life" written on each piece, to demonstrate the silent screams of the fetus.

Obviously, in these times of professed sensitivity to child abuse, hitting kids is not allowed, nor is sexually exploiting them, but psychologically abusing the hell out of them in Jesus' name is sanctioned and/or ignored by both church and state.

Emphasis added.

Aside from the questionable morality of indoctrinating kids with one's own prejudices about abortion at an age when most of them haven't the first clue as to what sex is or how babies are made (shouldn't those be discussed first?), there is the hideous immorality of silencing them. Could anything be more sinful than gluing kids' lips shut so you can put your own words literally upon them? Not only are they making kids go against themselves with their own words (i.e., making them sin), they are actually shutting the kids up so that no authentic, impeccable words can come out. Talk about a literal condemnation to hell on Earth!

And apparently, Yaya agrees that this is hell too, for she goes on:

At a time in their lives when they ought to be carefree and having fun, Becky's kids are constantly on the alert, having been told that children are Satan's prime targets, and that he will trick them into sinning. You should see the looks on the faces of the kids when they heard that. They were not having a fun time at camp; they were horrified. They were not learning anything; they were shocked into obedience, and set up for for Becky's antidote to their inherently evil natures.

[...]

One of Becky's key prodigies says on screen that he has accepted the idea of literally "dying for Jesus". One wonders how many of these kids will eventually commit suicide, or murder an abortionist, or beat a gay person to death.

Souls in torment. Quod erat demonstrandum, baby.

Yaya has a parable for us, by way of dire warning, of the way such people really do end up. For being sinful--for being inauthentic, untruthful, for going against themselves with their word, this is what these people get:

Becky at one point orders the kids to "speak in tongues". Tongues is another lie. I've been there and I know that it's fake, fake, fake. Pentecostals are expected to do it, so they comply.

When I was a kid there was a simple farm woman in our church who liked to sit near the front, and if the minister got on a good roll and worked up the congregation enough, she would give a shout and stand up and begin babbling incomprehensible syllables. Then the pastor would pretend to translate what she said - usually dire warnings from God about the wages of sin. He was a prolific tongues speaker himself, saying over and over the same set of syllables which I recall to this day included (phonetically) the "word", "Sha-goon-dria". Anyone out there know what language that is? If so, I'd love to get a translation.

By the way, the farm woman eventually lost all of her marbles, as do many religious fanatics when they begin to age.

If I may hazard a guess, that poor woman probably lost her first marble when she was taught to speak in a "tongue" not extant on Earth. She probably had no idea what she was "saying" when she first learned that to babble gibberish is to find favor with God--or rather, his self-styled intermediary the preacher-man.

Now, that is a truly tragic case of sinning with one's word. For that matter, it also goes against the words of the New Testament. Christ explicitly tells people NOT to pray in public like hypocrites, but rather in their own little rooms (Matthew 6:5-6). Not only was this sound safety advice at a time when his followers were likely to be persecuted by the centurions of imperial Rome, it was also sound spiritual advice, as it guarded against vanity and the urge to show off one's righteousness before others. (Bet Becky Fischer forgot all about that in her frenzy to appear holier than thou.)

Not only that, but in the book of Acts, the gift of tongues was only given to the disciples so that they could travel throughout the world, teaching others what Christ said (to pray in their own little rooms!) in their native tongue. I gather that they were able to understand what they were saying; they would have to, if they were to pass along the good word accurately. And they would have to have been speaking in a language spoken somewhere on Earth. So the gift of tongues was not the gibberish that the farm woman babbled in church! It was surely never granted for the purpose of displaying one's own righteousness in public like a hypocrite.

It's not surprising, either, that the farm woman who spoke gibberish went mad. Scientists have found that glossolalia (as "speaking in tongues" is also called) is a state very much like madness, or some organic disease of the brain. There is decreased activity in the frontal lobes, which are normally involved in voluntary self-control. This may be why the kids in Jesus Camp are seen falling down and having what appear to be convulsions, in which their bodies thrash uncontrollably. Perhaps they are suffering from a kind of religiously induced epilepsy--brought on by surrendering their self-control to something outside themselves. In this case, they have surrendered indeed--to what they think is God, but is really only a frightfully nasty woman named Becky Fischer, who is trying for her own selfish glorification to turn them into the Christian American Taliban. Those convulsions we see are not evidence that God is in control of those kids, but rather that they have gone to the extreme of going against themselves. They have not been possessed by Christ; rather, they have surrendered their bodies and souls to the terrible intoxication--literally a poisoning--of a hell on Earth that is created by the likes of Becky Fischer. Who have been poisoned themselves, incidentally, and who mistake it for their divine mission to pass that poison along!

Thank Goddess, then, for the antidote--uppity women like Yaya, who claim to speak for nobody but themselves. Ironically, in so doing, they speak for so many others, who have lost their voices to the madness of Jesus Camp. Maybe one day, all those poor souls will again feel free to speak for themselves, to become impeccable with their word once more.

Let us pray.

November 19, 2006

"Sir! No, Sir!" A must-see preview!

12 minutes of radical brilliance. Can't wait for THIS to come out on DVD.

Jim Webb impresses me...

And the Wall Street Journal has just amazed me by their willingness to publish...well, THIS:

The most important--and unfortunately the least debated--issue in politics today is our society's steady drift toward a class-based system, the likes of which we have not seen since the 19th century. America's top tier has grown infinitely richer and more removed over the past 25 years. It is not unfair to say that they are literally living in a different country. Few among them send their children to public schools; fewer still send their loved ones to fight our wars. They own most of our stocks, making the stock market an unreliable indicator of the economic health of working people. The top 1% now takes in an astounding 16% of national income, up from 8% in 1980. The tax codes protect them, just as they protect corporate America, through a vast system of loopholes.

Incestuous corporate boards regularly approve compensation packages for chief executives and others that are out of logic's range. As this newspaper has reported, the average CEO of a sizeable corporation makes more than $10 million a year, while the minimum wage for workers amounts to about $10,000 a year, and has not been raised in nearly a decade. When I graduated from college in the 1960s, the average CEO made 20 times what the average worker made. Today, that CEO makes 400 times as much.

In the age of globalization and outsourcing, and with a vast underground labor pool from illegal immigration, the average American worker is seeing a different life and a troubling future. Trickle-down economics didn't happen. Despite the vaunted all-time highs of the stock market, wages and salaries are at all-time lows as a percentage of the national wealth. At the same time, medical costs have risen 73% in the last six years alone. Half of that increase comes from wage-earners' pockets rather than from insurance, and 47 million Americans have no medical insurance at all.

Manufacturing jobs are disappearing. Many earned pension programs have collapsed in the wake of corporate "reorganization." And workers' ability to negotiate their futures has been eviscerated by the twin threats of modern corporate America: If they complain too loudly, their jobs might either be outsourced overseas or given to illegal immigrants.

Emphasis added.

Now, doesn't this read just like something you might expect to see coming from, say, Hugo Chavez (or any writer at Venezuelanalysis), describing the economic situation in Latin America? Or maybe from Noam Chomsky, writing for Zmag? Certainly it's not the norm for the op-eds at the WSJ, which is usually rah-rahing its pom-poms off for all things "free market"! It's easily on a par with what Warren Buffett said to Lou Dobbs: "It's class warfare, my class is winning, but they shouldn't be."

And I must admit to being pleasantly surprised to see that this came from Jim Webb, who, in case your memory slips, is the recently elected senator from Virginia, who beat out George "Macaca" Allen in a very acrimonious, and suprisingly close, race. Now, it's axiomatic, at least in the whore media, that the winners of close races had to scrape votes from their opponents by moving closer to their side of the ledger politically, but is that really the case? Not always; the sentiments Webb expresses here are easily more germane to those of an ultra-progressive leftie like me than to those of a far-right wingnut like Macaca Man, who blatantly pandered to the worst in the southern white mentality--and in any case, was prepared to do absolutely NOTHING to challenge the elite's victory in the class war. (Frankly, I'm only surprised that Macaca didn't lose by a much wider margin.)

Now, I could be wrong; maybe Webb will turn out to be one of those dreaded (and dreadful) "centrist" (read: CONSERVATIVE) Democrats after all. I hope not, though. Rather, I hope he goes on as he does in this vein:

This ever-widening divide is too often ignored or downplayed by its beneficiaries. A sense of entitlement has set in among elites, bordering on hubris. When I raised this issue with corporate leaders during the recent political campaign, I was met repeatedly with denials, and, from some, an overt lack of concern for those who are falling behind. A troubling arrogance is in the air among the nation's most fortunate. Some shrug off large-scale economic and social dislocations as the inevitable byproducts of the "rough road of capitalism." Others claim that it's the fault of the worker or the public education system, that the average American is simply not up to the international challenge, that our education system fails us, or that our workers have become spoiled by old notions of corporate paternalism.

Still others have gone so far as to argue that these divisions are the natural results of a competitive society. Furthermore, an unspoken insinuation seems to be inundating our national debate: Certain immigrant groups have the "right genetics" and thus are natural entrants to the "overclass," while others, as well as those who come from stock that has been here for 200 years and have not made it to the top, simply don't possess the necessary attributes.

Most Americans reject such notions. But the true challenge is for everyone to understand that the current economic divisions in society are harmful to our future. It should be the first order of business for the new Congress to begin addressing these divisions, and to work to bring true fairness back to economic life. Workers already understand this, as they see stagnant wages and disappearing jobs.

Sit back and savor it a moment, won't you, folks? This man--arguably the one who decided the tilt of the US Senate to Democratic, NOT Joe Lieberman--just handed racism AND predatory capitalism their collective ass. I am loving this!

And yes, he does go on in this vein:

America's elites need to understand this reality in terms of their own self-interest. A recent survey in the Economist warned that globalization was affecting the U.S. differently than other "First World" nations, and that white-collar jobs were in as much danger as the blue-collar positions which have thus far been ravaged by outsourcing and illegal immigration. That survey then warned that "unless a solution is found to sluggish real wages and rising inequality, there is a serious risk of a protectionist backlash" in America that would take us away from what they view to be the "biggest economic stimulus in world history."

More troubling is this: If it remains unchecked, this bifurcation of opportunities and advantages along class lines has the potential to bring a period of political unrest. Up to now, most American workers have simply been worried about their job prospects. Once they understand that there are (and were) clear alternatives to the policies that have dislocated careers and altered futures, they will demand more accountability from the leaders who have failed to protect their interests. The "Wal-Marting" of cheap consumer products brought in from places like China, and the easy money from low-interest home mortgage refinancing, have softened the blows in recent years. But the balance point is tipping in both cases, away from the consumer and away from our national interest.

The politics of the Karl Rove era were designed to distract and divide the very people who would ordinarily be rebelling against the deterioration of their way of life. Working Americans have been repeatedly seduced at the polls by emotional issues such as the predictable mantra of "God, guns, gays, abortion and the flag" while their way of life shifted ineluctably beneath their feet. But this election cycle showed an electorate that intends to hold government leaders accountable for allowing every American a fair opportunity to succeed.

With this new Congress, and heading into an important presidential election in 2008, American workers have a chance to be heard in ways that have eluded them for more than a decade. Nothing is more important for the health of our society than to grant them the validity of their concerns. And our government leaders have no greater duty than to confront the growing unfairness in this age of globalization.

What a satisfying conclusion!

It's clear to me that Webb has no intention of playing the nicey-nice "centrist" who won't rock the greedheads' boat. It wasn't "safe" for him to say this, but he stuck his neck out and said it anyway. And he said it in the most unlikely place. This gives me hope that things are indeed about to change for the better, not only in the US, but worldwide if this new Congress affects foreign policy in the ways it should. It's time to crack down on outsourcing, on sweatshops, on all forms of exploitation. It's time to bring in FAIR trade, and forget about "free" trade.

As for the purported virtues of "trickle-down", this photo sums it up best:

The Executive Washroom of Trickle-Down Economics

The emperor is naked, folks--time to face it, even on the pages of a publication that routinely touts the viewpoint that he's never been better dressed. Jim Webb deserves a hearty round of applause for pointing that nudity out.

Afterword: Milton Friedman, arguably the author of all the misery Webb denounces, died recently. A singular synchronicity indeed, since his thinking is also proving to be in its death throes now. The Beeb notes that "[i]t was said that he never lost an argument", but I think reality, that famed bastion of liberal bias, has just had the last word.

November 18, 2006

How clueless are the pop tarts?

Even if no one asks, they'll still tell.

Unfortunately.

President Hugo Chavez, who claims to be a socialist and abhor anything "capitalist", has weakened his stance in a hypocritical move to cater to Shakira. He even stated that he might just go undercover in order to watch Shakira get her shake on. He said he might have to wear a wig so no-one would recognize him.

Last month, Shakira cleaned up at the Latin Grammy awards and has been traveling worldwide on her "Oral Fixation" tour. Chavez has referred to Shakira as a "sister of this great Latin American homeland" — he's even lent her an airfield in Caracas, which until now has been used exclusively for nefarious government purposes.

Shakira is backed by Sony BMG Music Entertainment and Epic Records. In the blogosphere, however, there have been rumors that this may only represent Chavez's first steps towards a more capitalist Venezuela and that secret talks between Chavez and BMG are currently underway to establish a chain of sweat shops in order to save costs on printing CDs in China.

Music VIXEN says...

Tsk, tsk, Hugo. You need to keep it real.

Hey, unoriginally named "Music VIXEN": How's about you getting real (before you start on about "keeping it real") by educating yourself a bit more on Hugo Chavez first?

Chavecito never said anything about outlawing commercial music in Venezuela--his country is, as always, open to even the worst Sony BMG drivel (which I must say is very big of him; were it up to me, I'd outlaw it on the grounds that it bores me to sleep). But then again, he's promoting Venezuelan music and culture to compete with it, so there is no reason for him to be threatened or "abhor" anything, as you falsely claim he does. He's not a communist (there's a difference between that and a socialist--look it up!)

And capitalism was never illegal in Venezuela, even under him. You probably don't have the foggiest clue that he inherited a god-awfully capitalist country from his predecessors, and has not jarred it by making sudden changes to everything as did Fidel Castro. Chavez's Bolivarian process is one of evolution and gradual social change, and it is creating greater wealth for all. He has repeatedly emphasized that industries will only be nationalized if they fail to comply with laws that were on the books even before he was in office (and which, in case you're wondering, provided for such a move, even if they were never enforced before he came along).

BTW, the "nefarious government purposes" of that airfield he opened for Shakira's concert are the same as those of any other military airbase in the world. How disingenuous of you, unless of course you're alluding to the fact that he was shipped to an island, La Orchila, from that same nefarious base by the fake "government" of coup-mongering fascists of 2002, who wanted him either deported or dead. (No doubt they preferred the latter, but the soldiers ordered to shoot him had other ideas. Democratic popularity is such a bitch!)

What, then, is this "stance" you claim he's "weakened"? I think you must have imagined it, since it exists nowhere but in your own head. And it certainly bears no resemblance to anything I've heard Chavez talking about.

So, you ask, what is Chavez about? It's called mixed-economy socialism--look into it sometime before you start preaching about "hypocrisy"!

And who constitutes this "blogosphere" you're prattling on about as your source for this ridiculous accusation you make? The least you could do is provide some links so your story can be verified. It's called responsible reporting--again, look into it sometime.

Finally, you've got a whole slew of links to the most downright commercial junk-music on your site, and judging by what your grovelling toon-chick is almost wearing, you sure do look to me like a capitalist whore in the first degree. Who are you to blather about sweatshops "in order to save costs on printing CDs in China"? (Hmmm, surely not a hypocrite?)

Tsk, tsk, yourself, MV. You don't even know what's real. Maybe you should do some more research into it, so you'll be more qualified to write about it in future!

Ban the burqa! (Even if nobody wears it.)

I always thought the Dutch had more sense than to do this.

I guess I was wrong:

The Dutch cabinet has backed a proposal by the country's immigration minister to ban Muslim women from wearing the burqa in public places.

The burqa, a full body covering that also obscures the face, would be banned by law in the street, and in trains, schools, buses and the law courts.

The cabinet said burqas disturb public order, citizens and safety.

The decision comes days ahead of elections which the ruling centre-right coalition is expected to win.

Immigration Minister Rita Verdonk, who is known for her tough policies, said it was important that all people in the Netherlands were able to see and identify each other clearly to promote integration and tolerance.

Last year a majority of MPs in the Dutch parliament said they were in favour of a ban.

An estimated 6% of 16 million people living in the Netherlands are Muslims.

But there are thought to be fewer than 100 women who choose to wear the burqa, a traditional Islamic form of dress.

And get a load of this little bit of Orwellian doublethink (with emphasis added):

Ms Verdonk insisted the burqa was not an acceptable part of public life in the Netherlands.

"The Cabinet finds it undesirable that face-covering clothing - including the burqa - is worn in public places for reasons of public order, security and protection of citizens," she said.

Critics of the proposed ban say it would violate civil rights.

The main Muslim organisation in the Netherlands, CMO, said the plan was an "over-reaction to a very marginal problem", the Associated Press reported.

But the minister told the BBC that social interaction would be easier if faces were not covered.

"It is very important that we can see each other and can communicate with each other. Because we are so tolerant we want to respect each other."

Doubleplusungood. Also doubleplusunnecessary!

But then again--that's conservatism for you. Make it look like you're doing something by using a sledgehammer to swat a mosquito!

November 17, 2006

I don't know who Calvin Tucker is...

...but I think I like him. He just handed Phil Gunson his ass over all that anti-Chavez crapaganda:

In contrast to Rory Carroll's rich man's paradise, Phil Gunson paints a picture of Venezuela as a sort of modern Orwellian nightmare, where the population has been cowed into submission by an authoritarian state. Nothing could be further from the truth. Millions of previously excluded citizens are directly involved in organising and administrating their own communities, social programmes, co-operatives and political movements. This is genuine participatory democracy and is light years ahead of the model of liberal democracy promoted by Gunson, which promises everything in theory and delivers little of substance in practice. Ask a Venezuelan.

Space does not permit me to counter all of Gunson's half-baked allegations, but typical of his approach is his attack on Chávez for having led a failed military-civilian rebellion in 1992. No mention is made that this uprising was a response to the mass slaughter of 2,000 slum dwellers in 1989 who were protesting against the neo-liberal programme of President Carlos Andres Pérez, nor that the action was supported by the vast majority of Venezuelans. Neither does Gunson mention the racism and contempt for the working class and the poor (Manuel Rosales calls them "parasites"), which typifies the opposition and makes them unelectable.

Gunson criticises the pace of economic reform in Venezuela and compares it unfavourably with Roosevelt's New Deal and Attlee's 1945 Labour government, whilst ignoring the different historical context. In today's neo-liberal world, redistribution and public ownership are revolutionary concepts. Gunson fails to acknowledge the obvious; that the key achievements of the Chávez administration - a million more kids in school, free health and education, subsidised food markets - were opposed tooth and claw by the United States and the Venezuelan elites who wielded huge economic power and controlled the civil service, the media, and large sections of the police force and army.

Gunson knows all this, and yet he writes as if Chávez has a magic wand and faces no opposition. Chávez may not be a magician and possibly Bush may not really be a devil. But if you grew up in a shack on the hills surrounding Caracas and have seen your life transformed for the better, it probably feels very much like they are.

He also skewers one Rory Carroll--another semi-informed disinformer.

Good stuff, and heaven knows correctives like this are badly needed--especially when the bullshit starts infiltrating otherwise responsible news sites like the Guardian!

Too bad Jon Stewart is married

I wonder if he'd still consent to have my baby...if I asked him nicely. Pretty please?

Festive Left Friday Blogging: Rock 'em, sock 'em, Chavecito!

As Venezuela's election day, December 3, draws near, Chavecito sightings abound. And sometimes it's not even him in the picture...or is it?

A giant Chavecito balloon hangs over a barrio in Caracas

This Chavecito's just full of hot air, unlike the original, but then again, he's a giant balloon. Clearly, the people of the barrios around Caracas are pumped to greet their president on one of his campaign stops...

Socky-boppy Chavecito toy

The opposition campaign is nasty, full of lies and false promises, but if this boppy toy is any indication, you can't keep a good man down. It even says so on his belt.

But not only can Chavecito roll with the punches, he can dish 'em, too:

Chavecito silhoutted against the sky, doing his famous palm-punch

And when he's not been rallying the troops, he's been inaugurating important projects, such as this bridge over the Orinoco, with his good friend Lula of Brazil, who supplied engineers to help with others:

Chavecito and Lula open a bridge at Ciudad Guayana

And as part of the fun and festivities, of course they just had to ride across the more than 3km span in Venezuela's own big, bad-ass answer to the Humvee--the Tiuna:

Chavecito and Lula in a Tiuna

Meanwhile, his ratings are so far through the roof that Chavecito commands more than double the percentage of decided voters as does Manuel Rosales, his closest (cough, snicker) challenger. No wonder he's all smiles lately...

A very droll Chavecito, holding a map of Mercosur countries

And wouldn't you be, if you knew that your own election back in '99 was what turned the tide of South America to the left--and is also helping to create continent-wide economic integration?

November 15, 2006

Quotable: Amy Poehler on regime change

"In an ironic turnaround, Iraq brought regime change to the United States."

-- Amy Poehler, Saturday Night Live

But I thought "we" didn't negotiate with terrorists!

I guess that's all changed. From, of all stinky sources, the WingNutDaily, the terrible truth about the connections between FUX Snooze...and terror:

Palestinian terror groups and security organizations in the Gaza Strip received $2 million from a U.S. source in exchange for the release of Fox News employees Steve Centanni and Olaf Wiig, who were kidnapped here last summer, a senior leader of one of the groups suspected of the abductions told WND.

The terror leader, from the Gaza-based Popular Resistance Committees, said his organization's share of the money was used to purchase weapons, which he said would be utilized "to hit the Zionists."

He said he expects the payments for Centanni and Wiig's freedom will encourage Palestinian groups to carry out further kidnappings.

Officials associated with Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas' Fatah party and its security organization, the Preventative Security Services, confirmed to WND money was paid for the release of the Fox News reporters.

A senior leader of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades terror group, the declared "military wing" of Fatah, said the group received a small percentage of the $2 million, which all parties interviewed said was transferred in cash.

Centanni and Wiig were released last August after being held hostage by terrorists in Gaza for nearly two weeks. Shortly before their release, a video was issued showing the two dressed in beige Arab-style robes and appearing to convert to Islam. Wiig, a New Zealand citizen, gave an anti-Western speech, with his face expressionless. Centanni later explained he and Wiig were forced to convert to Islam at gunpoint.

[...]

A sum of about $20,000 was provided to the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades terror group, the Committees leader said, explaining the organization was paid to avoid conflict with militants from Abbas' Fatah party. The Committees is closely associated with Hamas, while the Brigades is a member of the rival Fatah party.

A leader of the Brigades in the northern Gaza Strip confirmed the money was received but maintained his group was not involved with the kidnappings.

The Popular Resistance Committees leader said aside from the large cash transfer to the Dugmash section of his group, the Committees as an organization received about $150,000.

He said the money was used to purchase weapons.

"We used 100 percent of the money for one precise goal — our war against the Zionists," the Committees leader said.

He said weapons purchased included rockets.

Well, there goes that "we don't negotiate with terrorists" thing. I guess "we" somehow mysteriously doesn't include the rightards who say those very words!

BTW, how's this for labyrinthine:

A spokeswoman for Fox News Channel told WND she could not provide an official statement about whether Fox was aware of money paid to free its two employees.

A source at Fox told WND many parties were involved with the freedom of Centanni and Wiig, including the U.S. government, and that it was possible money was paid.

A State Department spokesman said his agency did not pay for the release of the Fox News employees.

The senior Committees leader and members of Fatah's Preventative Security Services told WND that as part of the cash transfer, leaders of the Security Services pledged to ensure against further kidnappings of Americans in the Palestinian territories.

But the Committees leader balked at the promise.

"This is just so the Americans can turn the affair into a beautiful thing by saying they have a pledge," said the terror leader.

"Maybe the Preventive Security Services took the promise but we didn't. They have no way of enforcing it. The Palestinian groups can still kidnap Americans. Maybe for a short period the groups will not kidnap Americans to show respect for the promises, but if there is an escalation, we will not hesitate to kidnap Americans."

We didn't do it--THEY did it! No--THEY did! Back and forth the finger-pointing goes. It was FUX! No, the State Dept.! No, Hamas--no, Fatah! Shit, people, will SOMEONE please step up and claim responsibility for that bare ass lying there on the pavement? You're all an embarrassment to terrorists everywhere, you buncha fuckin' Keystone Kreeps.

Most beautiful of all, though, is how this is one arm of the White House propaganda octopus savaging the other. They're no longer in lockstep; GOOD. I love it when they eat their own--saves me having to chew 'em up and spit 'em out.

Rightards of all stripes would be so entertaining if they only weren't out to destroy the world!

What is Phil Gunson smoking?

Whatever it is, he needs to put it down. It's messing with his head, and the result ain't pretty:

Tariq Ali thinks the "Bolivarian" regime of Hugo Chávez in Venezuela is "reminiscent of Roosevelt's New Deal and the policies of the 1945 Labour government". This is a bit of a stretch. Let's do some compare-and-contrast.

Unlike FDR or Clement Attlee, Chávez is an unrepentant (albeit a failed) coup leader who holds representative democracy in contempt, despite having used it, tactically, to obtain power. A former lieutenant-colonel, he treats elections like wars: one of his slogans in the current campaign is "vencer o morir" ("win or die").

Roosevelt was, it is true, elected to a record four consecutive terms (dying in office at the beginning of the fourth). But he governed within the framework of a liberal democracy. Even so, this triggered the passing of the 22nd amendment to the US Constitution, setting a limit of two terms.

In its wisdom, Congress considered that indefinite re-election threatened to end in dictatorship and the subordination of all branches of government to the executive.

Chávez, who has been in office for nearly eight years, and is seeking a further six-year term next month, has promised a referendum to abolish term limits altogether, and says he intends to rule until 2030.

In Venezuela, all branches of government are already, in practice, subordinated to the executive. It is unthinkable that the legislature could act independently to curb executive power.

Ugh...and that's only the first lump of ca-ca he lays on us. Nevertheless, let us fact-check his false "contrast" view of Tariq Ali's apt comparison.

First, about that coup: Nice job of ignoring what prompted it, Phil. When a government turns a country's army against its own people, what the hell kind of response do you think it's going to reap in the end? And what do you think is the appropriate thing for that army to do--go on obediently massacring people at the will of an oligarch, or turn its guns on the oligarch, to oust him and usher in a more democratic alternative? In the sense that it brought about radical change, leading to a more open democracy in Venezuela (under Chavez the coup leader, no less!), this coup was not a failure but the inauspicious beginning of a resounding success. Most interestingly, by the time Chavez was in power, the case was tried by an international human-rights tribunal--and Chavez, on behalf of the Venezuelan government, did not contest the court's verdict. So tell me, Phil, what does Chavez have to "repent" of, if this is the outcome of his actions? The fact that he turned his gun on a rotten, undemocratic "leader" who murdered over a thousand of his own countrymen--and then, in his presidential capacity, held the government accountable?

As for Chavez's "holding representative democracy in contempt", well--if you knew Venezuelan "democracy" like most Venezuelans did, Phil, you'd hold the "representative" form of it in contempt, too. The people were NOT being represented; they were being dictated to. The Punto Fijo pact was no democracy; it was a farce, a duopoly. The same shit came out of two sets of assholes with very little to distinguish between them. Who wants to be "represented" by one of two assholes, both of whom are full of identical shit?

As for the military connection, much ado has been made of the fact that Chavez used to be an army officer, and not a peep out of the Phil Gunsons of this world about what Chavez has done with the Armed Forces of Venezuela since becoming their civilian commander in chief. Plan Bolivar, Phil--look into it! A president commanding the army to help the poor instead of massacring them? Heresy--everyone knows a "representative democrat" type of Latin American leader only ever calls out the troops in order to crack down on those uppity peasants. Were Chavez a Pinochet-style far-right military dictator, the US would support him, and Phil Gunson would be tripping over himself to find ways to praise his "freedom-loving" regime. But Chavez is no tame dictator; he's a wild democrat, so Gunson doesn't think he's to be trusted. Goes to show you where the Miami Herald's pet shills' sympathies lie. Let's face it--if former military men are not fit to be elected presidents, where does that leave Ike Eisenhower--another sane ex-army leader, duly elected as a civilian, who warned about the dangers of the Military-Industrial Complex and spoke out for socially responsible government?

I suppose Phil Gunson would say it's a good thing that Ike was limited to two terms, unlike that evil, evil FDR who preceded him. I say people should thank their lucky stars that he had a good man like John F. Kennedy to succeed him. Kennedy, incidentally, is the one who said that those who made peaceful revolution impossible, made violent revolution inevitable. (Yo Phil, you might want to study up on Carlos Andres Perez, and find out what kind of man he really is, so you know why Chavez tried to depose him in the way he did.)

There is no proof, incidentally, to Gunson's contention that "indefinite re-election threatened to end in dictatorship and the subordination of all branches of government to the executive" in the case of the United States, nor that it would also do so in Venezuela. And his contention that "[i]n Venezuela, all branches of government are already, in practice, subordinated to the executive", is a bald-faced lie. To be fair, though, he's not the only US journalist to fall into that trap. All the mainstream media ones repeat the same drivel, ignoring the reality. I guess the Venezuelan National Assembly is not as sexy as Chavecito--certainly it's not as out-there. Or maybe they haven't been to Venezuela, or at least, not outside of the richer parts of Eastern Caracas. No wonder they miss out on what it's up to. (Maybe someone should point them to Aporrea, and tell them to learn Spanish!)

Now, about that referendum thing. Something is certainly funny about Phil Gunson finding it funny that a president pondering removal of term limits would put it to a popular vote, rather than just decreeing it? I mean, how dictatorial is that? Uh, wait a second...not very, actually! In fact, it's downright...wait for it folks...D-word incoming...DEMOCRATIC! The people get to say if he stays or goes, and how long he stays before they want him to go. And no one BUT the people decides it--certainly not he, and not some cadre, or junta, or...man. That democracy shit is DANGEROUS!

And, speaking of shit: onward, onward with the ca-ca...

As Britain struggled to recover from the devastation of the second world war, the Attlee government built a million houses in five years. Despite the biggest oil boom in his country's history, Chávez hasn't managed a fifth of that in eight years - and Venezuela's massive housing deficit has grown every year he has been in office.

Aneurin Bevan created a national health service, in 1940s Britain, that was the envy of the world, and free to all - regardless of political affiliation - at the point of delivery. Public hospitals in Venezuela are falling apart, starved of resources while the government sets up a parallel health system as part of its clientilistic "missions" programme.

Whilst they have undoubtedly led to a transfer of cash and welfare benefits to large numbers of poor Venezuelans, the "missions" raise major issues of cost, sustainability and political bias which have yet to be addressed.

The New Deal was notable, among other things, for massive public works projects to combat unemployment. Chávez is only now, in many cases, after years of delay, completing projects planned under previous administrations.

Several of these, such as the commuter train from the capital to the nearby Valles del Tuy, have been inaugurated before they were fully operational, despite the risk to users, in order to boost the president's re-election prospects.

Much of the country's infrastructure, including the main highway connecting Caracas with its air and seaports, is in a lamentable condition due to poor planning and maintenance.

Meanwhile, unemployment stands officially at just under 10%, while almost half the workforce subsists in the "informal economy". Over half the country's manufacturing companies have closed down, and despite a dozen or more emergency employment plans, few real jobs have been created.

Roosevelt's public works programme didn't solve the unemployment problem either. Perhaps that is the comparison Tariq Ali is trying to make.

Or perhaps not.

Actually, the "massive housing deficit" is due to the fact that Chavez is building for quality, not quantity. That takes longer than just slapping together a bigger, better shantytown, like his predecessors (hola again, CAP) did. Plus, there is a land reform program at work that Gunson won't mention, but I will. The housing shortage, like the disintegration of the public hospitals in Venezuela, began long before Chavez even entered the political scene; it's what happens when the kleptocrats who toady to the IMF are busier enriching themselves than they are in providing the necessities. So much for "projects planned under previous administrations", eh Phil? "Planning" is cheap; DOING costs, and those past presidents were too busy stuffing their own pockets. (Notice, gentlefolks, how Gunson offers no proof that previous presidents made good on their many promises, nor does he mention that Carlos Andres Perez was impeached for misuse of public funds.)

There is likewise no proof that Barrio Adentro is "clientilistic", whatever that's supposed to mean; no one checks your party affiliation at the clinic door. They're all too busy practising medicine! The Cuban doctors are there to help everyone who was out in the cold before, thanks to prior administrations' neglect of those crumbling public hospitals. (BTW, Phil, you might want to see what Chavecito's been building lately besides good quality housing. Your myopic eyes might just pop.)

And how about that slap at the New Deal as just a make-work project? FDR must love being damned with such faint praise. Actually, it was responsible for a huge leap forward in infrastructure, including highways and electricity. Had that been left to capitalists, people might still be waiting. Rural areas were wired for the first time since electric power had been harnessed decades earlier, interstate highways were built, and great hydroelectric dams which still generate electricity today all had their origin under FDR. That project not only generated jobs, it modernized an America in danger of being left behind.

Likewise, Chavecito has some impressive projects to his credit. New airports and railway stations are growing like weeds. So are big bridges. The Valles del Tuy railway line which Gunson maligns, incidentally, is not in fact known to be anything less than sound; does anyone seriously suppose that such a project would be inaugurated before it passed inspection? It isn't the old Venezuela anymore, Phil. The tyranny of the US automakers is over. No bojote--"don't mess around"--is another of Chavez's slogans, borrowed from Che Guevara, but you won't hear Gunson quoting it. Too businesslike; it would undermine his thesis that Chavez is (a) incompetent, (b) totalitarian, and (c) dangerous. The Caracas/La Guaira highway, too, has since been replaced with a fully functional bypass while the new viaduct is being constructed. (Yes, it's already well under way!) So while it takes a bit longer to get from one city to the other, it's not so dire as Gunson makes it out to be.

As for the neglect and unemployment Gunson cites, chalk those up to legacies of Punto Fijo. More than 40 years of that can't be cured in just 8 years. (Why do I get a strange feeling that if another puntofijista arrived on the scene and did nothing but abuse the people as the old ones did, the Phil Gunsons of the world would look the other way, or, if that were impossible, strive to minimize the trouble, praise the perps to high heaven for their obedience to the IMF, and then pretend surprise when it all went kerplooey?)

But wait, the worst is yet to come. Hold your noses, folks, Mr. Gunson is about to let a real stinker go:

A more precise comparison, however, in the case of the United States, might be with the McCarthyite era in the 1950s, when dissenters were blacklisted, labelled agents of a foreign power, and denied employment.

The Venezuelan government runs a blacklist, known as the Lista Maisanta, which would make Joe McCarthy green with envy. At the last count it had over 12 million names on it, classified (at the click of a computer mouse) according to their political affiliation.

If your name does not come up red (for chavista) then you may be denied not only employment but government services, grants, loans and contracts. Even Venezuela's national library checks your political affiliation before issuing passes.

Until recently, this type of political discrimination (which violates the law, the constitution and any number of treaties to which Venezuela is a signatory) was denied by the government. Now it is official policy.

In a recent speech (clandestinely filmed) energy minister Rafael Ramírez - who is also head of the state oil company PDVSA - told company managers that any employee who was not fully behind Chávez should "give up his position to a Bolivarian".

"We removed from this company 19,500 enemies of this country," Ramírez said, "and we're ready to go on doing that, to ensure that this company is aligned with, and corresponds to, the love that our people has expressed towards our president."

A couple of days later, the president praised him for the speech, inviting him to repeat it "100 times a day". As to the uproar over the incident, Chávez wondered, "what they would say if they could hear what I tell the military". In the same speech, he reiterated his threat not to renew the concessions of opposition TV companies.

Tariq Ali seems to want to extend this system of blacklisting beyond the borders of Venezuela. He accuses those of us who dissent from the government line of a "massive disinformation campaign", the proof of which is our dissent itself. Sound familiar? Senator Joe would be proud.

Peeeeee-EW!

That McCarthyesque "blacklist" is nothing of the sort. In fact, Chavez has worked explicitly against such a blacklist, as has Luis Tascon. The Tascon List was actually compiled so that people could verify whethor not their names had been fraudulently added to an opposition petition to have Chavez removed in 2004. Yes, folks, the Chavez-haters are well known for their dirty trickery in that signature drive, including signing whole sheets of names in identical handwriting, coercing employees to sign on (or lose their jobs--there's a blacklist for you!), and adding the names of the dead. I wouldn't be surprised if a few thousand people's pet dogs also ended up on the list.

BTW, who would want to give a government job to anyone known to be a supporter of coups, sabotage and treason? I sure wouldn't. Why then expect it of Chavez? He would have to be an extraordinary masochist. He is within his rights to deny jobs to those who would only abuse their power anyway. McCarthy went after people merely on suspicion of communism, remember. There was no proof that any of them ever used their affiliation to do harm. Chavez's opponents, however, are often on record as being not only rabidly anticommunist (like McCarthy!), but very much interested in sabotaging Chavez at every step of the way.

And nowhere was that sabotage more apparent than at PDVSA, the state oil company. PDVSA was a big target, due to its crucial status as a source of funding for the Bolivarian revolution. After the first coup attempt of 2002, PDVSA's bloated managerial corps tried to drive Chavez out of office by waging a lockout and hacking and stealing PDVSA computers. The campaign did billions of dollars in damage to the entire Venezuelan economy; people in all but the wealthiest sectors suffered. That's inexcusable. That's why Rafael Ramirez, who presided over PDVSA's most profitable period to date, demanded loyalty and Chavez supported him for doing so. It's not too much to ask of a public servant. Treason, like dereliction of duty, is grounds for a legitimate firing.

Likewise, the news media have a duty to the public to provide accurate, truthful information, not propaganda and lies as the major commercial media in Venezuela are notorious for doing. And if they refuse to do their duty, why not revoke their broadcast licences? Any civilized country--Canada, say, or most of Europe--has similar laws on its books. Good in Canada, bad in Venezuela?

BTW, Phil, way to put words in Tariq Ali's mouth. "Seems to want" is sheer projection on your part; you seem to want it to be so, when in fact it ain't.

Now, for the final flatulent salvo:

The only media campaign I am aware of is the one run by solidarity groups, which treats all critical reporting on Venezuela as evidence of a sinister plot to bring down the government.

As for "disinformation", the writings of the solidarity press are marred by serious errors of fact and interpretation, and Tariq Ali's article is, unfortunately, no exception.

There have not, for instance, been "three attempts ...to topple Hugo Chávez", unless you consider that fulfilling the constitutional requirements for a midterm recall referendum amounts to a coup attempt.

A genuine debate as to whether authoritarian petro-populism is a "beacon" for the world's poor would be welcome. But that would require, on both sides, respect for the facts, intellectual honesty and tolerance of a variety of opinions.

None of these conditions looks likely to be met any time soon by the Chávez regime's foreign supporters, who seem to prefer hurling abuse. But, as the Venezuelans often say, hope is the last thing to die.

Wow, look at that projection! And that spin!

Ladies and gentlemen, once more I call your attention to the fact that Mr. Gunson works for a well-known Miami propaganda outlet with a well-established bias against Chavez. So anything he says on "critical reporting on Venezuela" has to be taken with a truckload of salt. (Preferably road salt, seeing as this is a major snowjob.) Would he report critically on, say, Maria Corina Machado, the bee-queen of Sumate, who was welcome in Bush's Washington even as Chavecito remains persona non grata? Or Patricia Poleo, demagogue and murder-plotter extraordinaire? Or joint-ventures magnate Gustavo Cisneros, who hates Chavez so much that he has no compunction about dumping milk into rivers in order to starve out the Chavistas--or at least, their children?

Didn't think so.

No, critical reporting on Venezuela consists solely of criticism of the Chavez government and what it's doing wrong--and if it's not doing wrong, you get to make shit up, or at least uncritically cite shit some fat-cat oppositionists made up. But the oppostion itself? Untouchable. Everything they do is A-0K. Even when they plot coups and 15 post-coup years of dictatorship.

Phil may be right about there not having been three attempts to topple Hugo Chavez; I'm sure there have actually been many more, if failed plots are counted. One of them was recently scotched in Zulia, home state of Chavez's most touted current foe. But you won't hear much about that from this Miami stenographer, I'll bet...he's too busy whitewashing the anti-Chavistas.

If Phil Gunson wants to pontificate about "hurling abuse", he should take a harder look at those people--and the bearded visage in his own mirror.

November 13, 2006

Quotable: Sir Elton on the dangers of organized religions

"I love the idea of the teachings of Jesus Christ and the beautiful stories about it, which I loved in Sunday school and I collected all the little stickers and put them in my book. But the reality is that organised religion doesn't seem to work. It turns people into hateful lemmings and it's not really compassionate."

--Sir Elton John

Did Israel "mini-nuke" Lebanon?

According to Italy's RAI News, it smells suspiciously like it...

The special report was triggered by the radioactivity measurements reported on a crater probably created by an Israeli Bunker Buster bomb in the village of Khiam, in southern Lebanon. The measurements were carried out by two Lebanese professors of physics - Mohammad Ali Kubaissi and Ibrahim Rachidi. The data - 700 nanosieverts per hour — showed remarkably higher radiocativity than the average in the area (Beirut = 35 nSv/hr ).

On September 17th, Ali Kubaissi took British researcher Dai Williams, from the environmentalist organization Green Audit, to the same site, to take samples that were then submitted to Chris Busby, technical advisor of the Supervisory Committee on Depleted Uranium, which reports to the British Ministry of Defense. The samples were tested by Harwell's nuclear laboratory, one of the most authoritative research centers in the world. On October 17th, Harwell disclosed the testing results - two samples in 10 did contain radioactivity.

On November 2nd, another British lab, The School of Oceanographic Sciences, confirmed Harwell's results — the Khiam crater contains slightly enriched uranium. Rainews24 also took a sample taken by Dai Williams for testing by the Department of Earth Sciences of the University of Ferrara. The testing - which is still ongoing - found an anomalous structure: the sample's surface includes alluminium and iron silicates, normal elements in a soil fragment. Yet, looking inside, estremely small bubbles can be found with high concentration of iron. Further testing will clarify the origin of these structures: what seems to be certain at the moment is that they are not caused by a natural process.

What kind of weapon is this? What weapon leaves traces of radiation and produces such lethal and circumscribed consequences?

Researcher Dai Williams believes this is a new class of weapons using enriched uranium, not through fission processes but through new physical processes kept secret for at least 20 years.

Physicist Emilio del Giudice form the National Institute of Nuclear Physics came to the same conlcusion: "There are two ways to explain the origin of the enriched uranium found in Khiam:

1) this material was present already in the structure of the bombs, but I am puzzled since one should explain the rationale of the use of a material which is both expensive and dangerous, because of its enhanced radioactivity, to people handling it, including military personnel of Israeli Army.

2) the enrichment has been the consequence of the use of the bomb; this possibility is hardly compatible with the known effects of conventional nuclear weapons and should imply that some newly discovered nuclear phenomenon could be at work.

According to my friend Kris, who posts as SensiScholar at Unfiltered News Network and is a former US Marine, this was indeed a "mini-nuke"--and deployed for no reason but pure malice:

We know depleated uranium was used because we saw the photos of the sabot rounds as they were being off-loaded. Considering sabot rounds are designed as anti-tank rounds, hence the need for depleted uranium to penetrate the armor, and we know Hezbollah doesn't have any tanks I thought it was just cruelty to shoot that shit into place where people live.

IMO shooting sabot rounds at targets that aren't armored tanks is a form of bio warfare because of the long-term health effects those munitions cause.

This bunker buster may have had depleted uranium.... only a shitload more of it than a 105mm tank projectile.... instead of 10lbs of it this might have had over 100lbs.... who knows.... the bunker buster itself weighs either 2000 or 5000lbs....

He later added:

What's even sicker about depleted uranium rounds is I don't think it's "necessary" and here's why....

The Army and Marines have an artillery piece called MLRS... Multiple Launch Rocket System. MLRS was nicknamed "steel rain" by Iraqis in Desert Storm because it would air burst and rain steel over combatants and innocents alike.

After considering collateral damage Lockheed Martin developed GMLRS with the "G" represented Guided. These 227mm rockets fly over 70km and have sensors and GPS that after the airburst these "bomblets" fall to earth scanning the ground in a circular motion to find "hard targets" and once found another rocket motor fires scattering submunitions onto the targets. Once above the targets the munition explodes and shoots molten copper that penetrates EVERYTHING and destroys tanks in seconds.... faster than white phosphorous.

Now, if the military can take out a tank with molten copper then why do we need to use depleted uranium and damage the environment in the area where the rounds were detonated?

I'm sure Lockheed- martin would be happy to sell our allies these rounds at $1,000,000 each... so why use a weapon with biological consequences that kills long after the combatants are taken out?

Cruelty is my guess.

Not exactly on the scale of Hiroshima or Nagasaki, but still devastating and disturbing, especially since depleted uranium has a half-life of four billion years. The damage DU rounds can do is not exactly unknown, although its proponents are eyeball-deep in denial (remember all the apologists, government and otherwise, for Agent Orange? Same idea.) That's not only biowarfare; that's GENOCIDE against the Lebanese people.

And worthy of a war-crimes trial, too. Were I the prosecutor, I'd also be laying criminal charges against the makers of those rounds.

And were I the judge, I'd impose hefty punitive damages--enough to do to the war profiteers what they did to Lebanon.

November 12, 2006

If this is purity, give me DIRT!

Why don't boys have to covenant to abstain, Mommy?

Because if they do, Jimmy, they'll turn QUEEEEEEER.

What's QUEEEEEEER, Mommy?

Trust me, Jimmy, you don't want to know. Now take off your sister's tutu and put it back in her closet before she finds out it's missing.

Fehhh. I hate it when I channel fundies.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take a shower. Preferably with some earth in it, since "purity" of this sort creeps me the hell out.