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November 30, 2007

Alvaro's big oopsie

Looks like the president of Marching Powder Land has some serious splainin' to do. Like, for example, how his effort to sabotage Chavecito and Piedad Cordoba in their efforts to broker peace and a release of FARC hostages...ended up showing that they had succeeded anyhow:

Colombia announced today that authorities arrested three people presumed to belong to urban militias of the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) in Bogotá late Thursday, who were found in possession of five videos and seven letters and a digital memory card with photographs demonstrating proof of life of five civilian and eleven military hostages held by the FARC, including French Colombian citizen Ingrid Betancourt and three US defense contractors. The videos and other documents showing proof of life were addressed to Colombian Senator Piedad Cordoba and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

The son of Ingrid Betancourt, Lorenzo Betancourt, said the proof that his mother is alive is thanks to the mediation of President Chavez. However, he expressed concern over her health and asked that Chavez's mediation be renewed to secure her release as soon as possible.

The proof of life of the hostages appears only a week after Colombian president Alvaro Uribe unilaterally terminated the mediating role of Chavez and Cordoba, who were working to secure the release of the hostages and had assured that "proof of life would arrive any minute."

In an interview with Telesur, Codroba, who is now under investigation by the Supreme Court for "crimes of treason against the homeland and collusion," defended her role and said that the proof of life of the hostages demonstrates that the mediation of herself and the Venezuelan president was being undertaken with complete seriousness and responsibility.

Oops.

I think someone owes two other somebodies an apology.

Ha ha. Oppos funny!

Oh, the Venezuelan opposition...they seriously think no one will catch them in a lie. That their carefully contrived media campaigns against Chavecito will go off without a hitch. But as it happens, the ever alert Mario Silva (who hosts La Hojilla, VTV's media-whore-watch show) has caught them out in at least three big, fat whoppers:

In case you haven't guessed, the three lies are:

1. Thursday's "big" opposition march filled Bolivar Avenue in downtown Caracas;

2. They didn't bus in their people from elsewhere--they claimed these were just the citizens of Caracas alone;

and

3. They were nonviolent.

Of course, none of this is true. Bolivar Avenue was almost empty, as the aerial shots show to great effect; there WERE buses from elsewhere, a long line of them, clearly marked "NO", and with the "R" for "reforma" crossed out; and the "students", in the yellow t-shirts of Primero Justicia, the right-wing law'n'order party, were so nonviolent that they lost little time in swarming, berating and physically attacking the camera crew from the public channel, VTV.

What's especially funny is how "El Matacuras", the host of Alo Ciudadano, loses his smarmy little smile when he gets caught in his lie--live and on the air. But give the guy credit, he goes right on like the pro he is, claiming the buses were only for a concert. Um, yeah--and that big, white "NO R" on all the windows was probably just the band's name. Had nothing to do with trying to get people to vote against the constitutional reforms on Sunday, swear to God!

Also funny: I suspect the VTV crew got attacked by those fine young law-abidin' Primeros Golpistas because it dared to show them getting on the buses that they weren't supposed to be using--you know, being real, unbussed-in citizens of Caracas and all. Or maybe because the crew were working for VTV, in which case they couldn't be counted on to lie for the opposition. Or both. Any way you slice it--funny as hell. And not likely to be shown on mainstream TV anytime soon, so grab it here while it's hot.

Festive Left Friday Blogging: How does Evo kick ass?

Let us count the ways.

He does it with speeches...

Evo speaking to marchers for the Dignity Pension in Bolivia

and marches...

Evo marching with indigenous demonstrators in support of the Dignity Pension

...and a stroke of the pen...

Evo signing a decree for the Dignity Pension

...and finally, with a great smile.

Evo smiling in spite of everything

That last is especially important when you consider all he's up against. (Very helpful backgrounder, and a lot of vital facts the mainstream "reports" are shamefully neglecting to tell you, at Indymedia Bolivia.)

November 29, 2007

King eats humble pie

Everybody sing! "Once I was the King of Spain, now I eat humble pie..."

Meanwhile, look who else is munching a hearty slice of homebaked humble goodness:

The opposition PP (Popular Party) proposal that the Spanish Congress criticize the political process in Venezuela has failed, after the Legislature's Foreign Affairs Committee rejected it Wednesday.

The plan was for legislative support for opposition to the government of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, a few days before the referendum on the projected constitutional reform in that South American country.

When rejecting the PP idea, spokeswoman of the ruling PSOE (Spanish Socialist Workers' Party), Fatima Aburto sustained it is up to Venezuelan voters to decide on the constitutional reform.

Meanwhile, IU United Left- leader Gaspar Llamazares contended that the PP was trying to give lessons in democracy to an Ibero-American country.

Too bad, so sad. The renamed old fascist party has once again failed to convert others to its imperial vision of "democracy".

What is this world coming to?

November 27, 2007

Who died and made Fedecamaras king?

The arrogance of these people just knows no bounds. I wonder if the reporter for the Canadian Press agency wasn't chuckling when s/he wrote this:

Fedecamaras, which counts thousands of large and small businesses among its members, rejected Chavez's constitutional overhaul as an "illegal act" in mid-November, and has since called on Venezuelans to oppose its passage in a Dec. 2 referendum "by every possible legal means."

First of all, what gives THEM the authority to pronounce on the legality of a constitutional reform? Do they still think they write the law in Venezuela, and the government's duty is to rubber-stamp it? Apparently they do. Which is why they oppose those reforms--the reforms were written by not only Chavez, but the National Assembly, and some of them directly undermine the unelected power of the business sector, which is led by Fedecamaras.

And secondly, what is "every possible legal means"? The only way the reforms can be defeated is by VOTING. Anything else is NOT legal. Empty rhetoric? Hey, no one farts it like business leaders. Empty barrel, loudest noise, blah blah.

But what really makes me giggle over all this is how the CP reported this as if Fedecamaras had any moral standing left. I wonder how hard it was to keep a straight face while noting the following:

Chavez accuses the business chamber of helping to orchestrate a 2002 coup that ousted him from office for two days - during which time Fedecamaras' then-president Pedro Carmona headed the country's interim government.

"Chavez accuses"? This makes it sound like he's the only one who thinks so, and that his word is a mere accusation, nothing more. But this coup is a fact, and so is the blood on Fedecamaras' hands. The "interim government" was no government at all; it was illegal. Chavez was president of Venezuela throughout the coup, which means that when he was taken into custody by Carmona's henchmen, it was a kidnapping and attempted assassination.

In other words, A CRIME.

Which means that Fedecamaras has no right to pronounce on the legality of anything, since it is still in direct violation of the laws of the land itself.

Who died and made Fedecamaras king of Venezuela, anyway? And WTF is the Canadian Press doing, carrying water for them? It's supposed to be a press agency, not a fucking PR firm. The least they can do is report the facts, not perpetuate a dead myth.

November 26, 2007

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

Oi, oi, oi.

In honor of their having elected a new PM who's really got his shit together, I feel a song coming on.

Piedad Cordoba receives death threats; France offers protection

No good deed goes unpunished in Alvaro Uribe's Colombia, it seems.

The government of France offered protection to Colombian opposition senator Piedad Cordoba after she received death threats for leading a move for rapprochement with FARC guerrillas and a release of prisoners.

According to sources cited by Caracol Radio, the threats against Cordoba "worsened" after the Colombian government suspended on Wednesday the peace talks Cordoba led, along with president Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, between the FARC and the Colombian government.

The sources indicated that French officials made phone calls to the parliamentarian, and offered her protection, and added that the senator asked for a meeting with Chavez, and will be travelling to Caracas to talk with him.

Translation mine.

She is, incidentally, also under investigation for "treason"!

Meanwhile, Uribe has taken to some very rude name-calling:

No wonder Chavecito decided to put Uribe in the deep-freeze. What a jackass that little man is!

And Chavecito is so right when he says Colombia deserves a better president. I know just who I'd cast in the role, too:

Piedad Cordoba--future president of Colombia

UPDATE: France is now denying that it offered Cordoba asylum. (Note that the original wording was "protection", which could mean just about anything.) Nicolas Sarkozy is still desperate for proof that Ingrid Betancourt is alive. Another Colombian senator, Gustavo Petro, is trying hard to mend fences. And Cordoba feels that she and Chavez have been made the butt of an evil joke, which it might just be; it has all the smells of a major farce.

Fine allies Dubya has, part umpteen

Oh, Saudi Arabia. The problem with that country isn't the general insanity of its theocracy--it's where to start. A few posts ago, I blogged about a rape victim getting punished for being a victim. Now, it gets even worse--the authorities have decided to heap defamation on top of abuse and humiliation, no doubt in an effort to make themselves look better.

Saudi justice officials say a woman who was sentenced to prison and flogging after she was gang-raped has now confessed to an extramarital affair.

The case of the unidentified woman, 19, drew international criticism after an appeal increased her 90-lash sentence to 200 lashes and six months' jail.

The justice ministry statement rejected "foreign interference" in the case.

It insisted the ruling was legal and that the woman had "confessed to doing what God has forbidden".

Coming from a ministry that upholds a man's legal right to be unfaithful (by marrying multiple wives), that bit about "what God has forbidden" is downright rich. Mmmmm, smell the waft of hypocrisy!

And if you think that's bad, consider what happened back in 1977, to a daughter of the Saudi royal family itself:

A 17-year-old, "very beautiful" girl, Princess Misha'al was a granddaughter to Prince Muhammad bin Abdul Aziz, who was an older brother to the then king of Saudi Arabia, King Khalid bin Abdul Aziz.

"She was the King's favorite. He loved her. The entire family loved her. She traveled all over the world. Her parents gave her everything she wanted. And when she was at the right age, the family chose a good husband for her, a royal cousin."

"But the young lady had ideas of her own. She rebelled. She refused to fulfill the marriage contract. She wanted to go the university, to Beirut. The family agreed. The husband, he had no choice."

"You can imagine the influences in Beirut— radical Arab politics, women's liberation, Palestinians, Western influences all pulling, and all pulling in different directions. And then she— she met a boy from our country, a student. She completely lost her head. She forgot who she was— a royal princess, the king's niece, a married woman."

She fell madly in love with the boy Khalid Muhallal, the nephew of General Ali Shaer, the Saudi ambassador to Lebanon.

But of course, that too falls under "what God has forbidden", at least according to Saudi law. And what happened as a result?

"You see, in our country, execution for adultery happens very rarely. There have to be four independent and honorable male witnesses or eight independent and honorable female witnesses. They have to witness — excuse me — the actual penetration. Now, the only other way that the accused can be condemned is out of her own mouth, by saying three times in front of a court of law, "I have committed adultery." Three times.

"Well, that girl stood before the court. She was asked and she said, "I have committed adultery." Well, immediately the king stopped the proceedings. He loved her. He summoned her to his private rooms. "Do you realize that if you admit your guilt for a second and a third time, I can't save you, your grandfather can't save you. Go back. You only have to say one thing, that you will never see this boy again. Please."

"Well, she went back to that court and she said, "I have committed adultery. I have committed adultery." Three times. In five seconds, she had condemned herself and the boy."

"Both of them" were going to be publicly executed.

And they were...the princess by a gunshot, her boyfriend by beheading.

It is worth noting that we are not talking about Islam here, but about Saudi law, which interprets it in a very tribal, very biased (and as you can see, sexist) fashion. There are plenty of Muslim countries where this sort of thing doesn't happen, at least not as a matter of formal law. And there is a growing number of Muslim countries where there is a backlash against laws sanctioning "honor killings", too. In Jordan, for example, the king himself declared his opposition to his own country's laws which allowed male relatives to kill a woman who gets out of line. At least one article, #340, has been struck from the Jordanian legal code, although more still remains to be done, especially on the enforcement front. But the high-level opposition to this barbaric custom has been noted, and it is only a matter of time before popular feeling catches up and makes it more dishonorable to kill a woman than it is for that woman to dance out of step.

So it is clear that Islam is, in fact, no defence regarding the abuse and killing of women. Given that various Middle-Eastern and South Asian non-Muslims have done it, as have Christians, it should be obvious that this is not really about religion at all, but about narrow, tribal notions of justice which are becoming outmoded, and which are opposed by leading Muslim feminists and religious scholars alike.

I wonder if this woman really confessed her "crime" freely, or if she was coerced or tortured into doing so. Remember, torture can make anyone say anything, even if it's a lie. It's obvious that we can't rely on the word of the Saudi justices. They are more concerned about defending the indefensible than they are about coming clean:

The justice ministry statement is at odds with previous published testimony of the woman, who is a Shia Muslim from the Qatif area.

It's worth noting that Shias are a minority in Wahhabi-dominated Saudi Arabia. And a persecuted minority at that. Surely that has nothing to do with this...

And don't look to Washington for anything to be done about it, either:

Several governments and human rights groups have condemned her sentence and urged it to be lifted. Canada described it as "barbaric".

The US, a major Saudi ally, declined to condemn to sentence, but did call it "astonishing".

I'm sure the fact that Saudi Arabia is a tame oil-cow has nothing to do with that.

One more stupid-ass glorified game show

I mean really. What else would you call this?

Fox's president of alternative entertainment is referring to "The Moment of Truth," the network's sure-to-be controversial game show in which contestants are asked a series of highly personal questions while connected to a polygraph machine.

The show's international format first gained notice Stateside in August when Fox ordered a pilot. Last month, a popular Colombian version of the series (called "Nothing But the Truth") made headlines when a contestant confessed to hiring a hit-man to murder her husband (an attempt that failed). The show was, at least temporarily, taken off the air.

Fox's version works like this: Before the show is taped, a contestant is given a polygraph test and asked 75 questions. Samples include: "Do you really care about the starving children in Africa?" "Are you sexually attracted to one of your wife's friends?" "Do fat people repulse you?" and "Do you think you'll still be with your husband five years from now?" Unlike the Colombian version, the show avoids asking about felony-level activities and sticks to revealing family secrets and unearthing private opinions.

The contestant's responses are determined to be truthful or untruthful by a certified polygraph examiner, but the contestant is not told the results. Within a couple of days after the test, the contestant appears on the show, where he is again asked 21 of their previous questions before a live audience, including family and friends.

"This is the first game show where you technically know all the questions and you know all the answers," Mr. Darnell said. "And yet this is the hardest game show I've ever been a part of in my entire life."

All the player has to do to win, goes the pitch, is tell the truth. If his answer matches what the polygraph says is true, he advances to the next round. The top prize is $500,000. The contestant can stop at any time, but once a question is asked, he must answer.

The only way I'd watch this is if they put the entire Bush Crime Family on. And I know just what I'd be questioning THEM about:

Former White House Press Secretary Scott McLellan caused quite a ruckus Tuesday with the startling (but certainly not surprising) revelation that his former bosses instructed him to outright lie to the American public over the Valerie Plame CIA leak case.

In his book "What Happened," due out in April, McClellan accuses the Busheviks of orchestrating a campaign of lies and deception over the Plame case. Consider this explosive excerpt:

"I stood at the White House briefing room podium in front of the glare of the klieg lights for the better part of two weeks and publicly exonerated two of the senior-most aides in the White House: Karl Rove and Scooter Libby," McClellan wrote. "There was one problem. It was not true. I had unknowingly passed along false information. And five of the highest ranking officials in the administration were involved in my doing so: Rove, Libby, the vice president, the president's chief of staff and the president himself." At the time, the chief of staff was Andy Card.

Well, that should be a nice all-star roster of contestants: Karl Rove, Scooty-Scoots Libby, Andy Card, the Big Dick, and Dubya. I think that for them, we might even up the ante by giving them a shot of sodium pentothal before they're hooked up to the polygraph. Should make things really interesting...

But that's one piece of reality I don't expect to see on any laughably-named "reality TV" show anytime EVER, never mind soon.

November 25, 2007

How right was Clara Fraser...

...when she wrote that profit is unpaid wages?

Well, in the case of the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce alone, she was right to the tune of at least $600 million. And bear in mind that when this was written, the loonie was still BEHIND the greenback.

Not no more, it's not.

Loonie kicking sand on George Washington

Loud and clear, but saying the wrong thing

Somebody please tell Harpo that the incumbent Australian PM got voted out because he refused to sign on to the Kyoto Protocol. Harpo opened his piehole wide at the Commonwealth Summit in Kampala, Uganda...and the wrong sounds came out. And right on the heels of that came a major, MAJOR fuckery:

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper insisted any reference to binding targets for reducing greenhouse gas emissions be deleted because the call for committing to such targets would not apply to all major polluters.

"What we were dealing with here was an initial proposal that would suggest binding and absolute targets on some countries and not others. And Canada has been insistent now at three consecutive international forums that we need one effective international protocol that ultimately involves action by all major emitters," he said.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who met earlier Saturday with Harper, was one of the strongest advocates of a binding commitment to reduce greenhouse gases.

But Canada refused to agree to the plan, and without consensus, the Commonwealth was blocked.

Harper pointed out that Canada's position at the Commonwealth is the same to one it took at the G-8 and APEC summits earlier this year.

He said the next international climate deal to replace the Kyoto accord, which expires in 2012, should include commitments from such countries as China and India, as well as the United States.

In hockey parlance, this sort of exercise is called "killing the clock". Basically, you're not playing to win when the game is close and you're ahead, but just filling time and blocking shots until the other side loses.

We are still 5 years from the expiration of the Kyoto accord, and would lose nothing from signing on and reducing our greenhouse gas emissions, but noooooo. Harpo has once again decided to put commerce ahead of the environment. Despicably, he's playing it as if he were proposing some kind of innovative, made-in-Canada PRO-environmental policy. But not only is NO made-in-Canada policy on the table, what IS on the table is copied from BushCo's book. And we all know who THEY favor.

Meanwhile, for a REAL made-in-Canada environmental solution, guess which Canadians have been ignored? Yep--you guessed it. The environmentalists. AGAIN.

Harpo's mealy mouth has out-shouted a clear majority at the Commonwealth. And this Canadian is deeply ashamed of his bullying, lies, and doubletalk.

Especially since global warming is the only thing that will ultimately benefit from all this clock-killing.

Irony ain't the only thing dead here

The Bush-Mush Democratic Vision for PakAfghanistan

"So far I've found him to be a man of his word. He's done more for democracy in Pakistan than any other modern leader has."

--Dubya, talking about you-know-who.

November 24, 2007

Quotable: Robert Higgs on crackpot realists

"Crackpot realists never learn anything, even when the lessons are cuffing them roughly about the head and shoulders. They continue to pile on more of the same actions that got them into trouble in the first place, expecting to be seen as Churchillian heroes for staying the idiotic course they have set.

"They keep spinning the bad news, year after year after year, wearing out entire battalions of press officers, until they finally escape from the morass by leaving office. Afterward, they heap blame on their successors for "losing China" or "cutting and running."

"Although the crackpot realists are neither wise nor honest, they are politically shrewd and personally vicious. When their malfeasances are exposed, they toss subordinates to the wolves and prepare the ground for their own pardons, understanding that the political winds may shift sharply against them later on.

"They are not squeamish: they digest mass murder as easily as they consume their eggs and toast, and they do not lose sleep by agonizing over the cannon fodder they sacrifice in the service of their own aggrandizement. Other people's children go to war; theirs go to Harvard and Yale.

"Being busy people, they cannot waste time on pity, except when a photo op requires its feigned expression.

"Imperialism appeals to them: if controlling the economic heights at home is good, controlling them throughout the entire world is better. Once ExxonMobil, Shell, Citigroup, J. P. Morgan Chase, Bank of America, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Halliburton, and Bechtel have made their multinational arrangements, everything else will fall into place nicely.

"If it doesn't, because some uppity mullah or tin-pot dictator has created a snag, the U.S. Marines are always available, in the immortal words of the American Enterprise Institute's Michael Ledeen, 'to pick up some small crappy little country and throw it against the wall, just to show the world we mean business.'"

--Robert Higgs, "The Triumph of Crackpot Realism"

Uppity update

According to Aporrea, Chavecito gave Iris Varela a comrade's shout-out during his Yes campaign trip.

Plus, there's more background on the bitch-slapping of Gustavo Azocar:

On the morning of Tuesday, the 20th of November, deputy Iris Varela appeared on a TV show hosted by [Azocar] on Televisora de Tachira (TRT), in San Cristobal. The deputy, visibly upset by what Azocar had written, demanded the right to reply in order to refute his version. The journalist refused her that right, and provoked her verbally, whereupon she attacked him.

Gee, that little man is looking less hapless by the minute, and more like just what Iris called him during the incident: a coward. He taunted her knowing exactly what kind of a response it would get, and of course, someone made hay from it all. Guess who...

These events were used by the private media, opposed to Chavez, in order to attack the revolutionary process and deputy Varela, to demonstrate that "Chavistas are attacking the press" before the convenient presence of the Inter-American Press Society (IAPA/SIP) in Venezuela--an organization formed by the owners of various private media outlets of the right in Latin America.

Translations mine.

Remember, remember--the second of December. The media are out in full force trying to discredit what they know will happen that day--a massive popular approval of Chavecito's and the National Assembly's constitutional reforms. They are trying to make it look like "there is no freedom of speech in Venezuela", that the Chavistas are on the attack, and that the Yes vote will be the result of mass intimidation.

The IAPA (Inter-American Press OWNERS' Association) will take that lie and carry it all over Latin America. Just like they always do.

And of course, the private mainstream media up here will take that ol' football and run with it, just like they always do.

Meanwhile, in another Aporrea report, there is evidence that watching Venezuelan private TV really does rot your brain.

Have I mentioned yet today how much I hate these media bullies?

November 23, 2007

Festive Left Friday Blogging: Chavecito Caption Time!

Can you caption these?

Dear in the headlights--Chavecito is looking for someone!

Turn down your high beams, dammit!

Is it raining?

Is it raining, or is the sky just drooling?

Hey! You! Quit laughing or I'll tickle you to death!

"Hey! YOU! No giggling, now. We wouldn't want anyone to think I'm being funny on purpose!"

Chavecito and the King of Arabia

"Just between you and me, Chavez, I think Bush is a crazy drunken jackass too!"

Quotable: Naomi Wolf on America's weakening democracy

Not convinced yet that creeping fascism is...well, on the creep? Listen to Naomi and think again.

November 22, 2007

You want uppity? I'll give you uppity...

Hey, fellas (especially all you FUX Snoozers): Be thankful on this day that you are not Gustavo Azocar, yellow journalist of the Venezuelan opposition. Because this guy just suffered a fate worse than death, at least as far as macho Latin American males are concerned--he got the shit beaten out of him on national TV by a woman. Shorter version at BoRev; longer version here:

The woman is Iris Varela, a parliamentary deputy from the state of Tachira, nicknamed "Comandanta Fosforito" for her combative, fiery nature. Azocar wrote a defamatory book about her, in which nothing, not even the death of her newborn son (in 1992) was spared from ugly speculation. Azocar cites unnamed medical personnel at the hospital, claiming that Varela reacted with rage and vowed revenge when told that her baby had congenital malformations and was dead.

VTV's Mario Silva, dissecting the events on his show, La Hojilla, reads out the offending chapter in the last five minutes of the video. There is insinuation that her own volatile personality was somehow to blame for her pregnancy complications and the baby's illness, and that her reaction to the bad news was inappropriately political. Azocar states flat out that the whole event is "key" to understanding "her aggressiveness, her visceral hatred for certain political sectors, and her resentment." In an incredible bit of pretzel logic, he links this devastating childbirth experience with the coup on February 4, when then Lt.-Col. Hugo Chavez led a failed attempt to topple the government of Carlos Andres Perez.

Who is being nasty, vengeful, and inappropriately political here? Iris Varela? Or Gustavo Azocar?

Azocar got what he had coming during a broadcast of his show (on opposition channel Globovision), when Varela, who was not interviewed for the book, showed up on set and just waded into him like a mama bear (about 1/3 of the way into the video). She repeatedly calls him out as a coward and a chicken. Azocar tries to play the innocent victim, but it's clear that he's playing against type. (He's got it coming legally, too: he's been charged under the LOPNA, or Organic Law of Protection for Children and Adolescents, with defamation and violating the privacy of a child.)

Aporrea.org is buzzing with messages of support for Iris Varela and condemnations for Azocar. And no wonder: when the political gets so nastily and needlessly personal, no one can blame a woman for defending her motherly honor with fisticuffs. Except, of course, those dirty enough to try to use her most private pain against her. People like that deserve a good, ignominious on-air pummeling. (And when watching the video, take note: she gives it to him above the belt. He hit her a lot lower in his filthy screed.)

Opposition journalists in Venezuela don't get killed, as in Colombia. Their careers don't even suffer if they are found guilty of complicity in fascist coups, or charged under the child-protection laws of the land. Their jobs are safe no matter what vile things they do in their capacity as members of the right-wing media. But they do have one major Achilles' heel: They are big fat wimps, and all it takes to prove it is one feisty little Chavista lady from Tachira, refusing to take their bullshit lying down.

PS: An Australian news site has decided to give you an extremely abbreviated and misleading version, one that makes it look like this was just another crazy lady attacking a poor, defenceless man. Yet in the clip they include, Varela is denouncing Azocar as a liar and saying he gave her no right to reply to his defamation. They don't mention THAT anywhere in the story! Someone please tell them to learn a little Spanish and look up Aporrea--their story is so incomplete that they, too, are lying to us.

No, he's not a dictator...

...see, he's legally elected!

Pakistan's new Supreme Court has - as expected - dismissed the final legal challenge to the recent re-election of President Pervez Musharraf.

Gen Musharraf's opponents had argued that his election was illegal because he was still head of the army.

The move clears the way for the general to resign as army chief, as promised, and be sworn in as a civilian leader.

Of course, legal and democratic are two different words. What is legal in Pakistan is often profoundly undemocratic. Remember, he was "legally elected" as a sole candidate. And he got to be that by seizing power in a coup in '99--shortly after his being made a general, in '98. (BTW, his official bio still lists him as "General".)

And for anyone reaching for comparisons between him and Hugo Chavez--don't bother. Chavez never rose above the rank of lieutenant colonel, his coup attempt failed (probably because of that relatively low rank--not enough troops to command!), he went to jail for it and was pardoned two years later, and he was democratically elected in '98 as a come-from-behind civilian candidate. And this despite being cut out of debates and vilified by the major media in Venezuela. At his last election, he had two opponents--one serious, and the other a joke. But then, the supporters of the serious candidate tried to claim fraud...by abstaining from voting! In other words: they tried to claim Venezuela had lost its democracy by voluntarily failing to exercise their democratic rights. (At this rate, even the joke candidate looks more serious than the serious one's supporters.) Chavez's enemies like to call him "Lieutenant Colonel", even though he no longer holds that rank, as if to underscore the bogus notion that he is some sort of military dictator and not a real president. Unfortunately, they're all wet: he retired from the army upon his release from prison, which came a full four years before his legal, democratic election.

The differences could not be more obvious to anyone with eyes to see. Even if Chavez sometimes still voluntarily wears his old uniform and Musharraf is being ordered by his handlers in Washington to take his off.

And that's an order, Pinocchio!

Colombia shoots self in foot

Smooth move, Alvaro the Nasty, Brutish and Short. You just majorly jeopardized your own peace process.

Colombia's government said Wednesday that it was canceling Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's mediation role with leftist rebels in a possible hostage swap.

President Alvaro Uribe's press secretary said the decision was made because Chavez directly spoke with the head of Colombia's army earlier in the day about the state of hostages held by the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, or FARC.

In calling the army chief, Gen. Mario Montoya, Chavez defied Uribe's order that the Venezuelan leader not speak with Colombian military leaders about the issue, said Cesar Mauricio Velasquez, the presidential spokesman.

The news was announced late Wednesday in a hastily convened news conference.

[...]

As late as Wednesday afternoon, however, Colombian government officials were praising the mediation role of Venezuela's socialist leader.

"Chavez is playing an excellent role and for that we are grateful," Luis Carlos Restrepo, the government's chief peace negotiator, said in an interview with The Associated Press.

And of course, all this comes as Chavecito is in France, and has just gotten the surprising vote of confidence from another nasty, brutish and short right-wing president, Nicolas Sarkozy. In fact, Aporrea reports that Sarko thinks that if anyone can pull off a peace accord, Chavecito is it. You don't get any higher praise from an archcapitalist for a socialist.

Hey Alvaro, if you really don't want to succeed in ending that civil war and freeing the hostages on their side and the political prisoners on yours, why don't you just come out and say it? Why get people's hopes up, only to let it end in farce?

Quotable: Lewis Black on the capitalization of Christmas

"Christmas begins now in August. Christmas has become the Beast that just cannot be fed!"

--Lewis Black

November 21, 2007

Even Jesus can't escape the sweatshop

What--you thought rosaries and crucifixes were magically exempt from Chinese slave labor?

A labor rights group alleged Tuesday that crucifixes sold in religious gift shops in the U.S. are produced under "horrific" conditions in a Chinese factory with more than 15-hour workdays and inadequate food.

"It's a throwback to the worst of the garment sweatshops 10, 20 years ago," said Charles Kernaghan, director of the National Labor Committee.

Kernaghan held a news conference in front of St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York to call attention to conditions at a factory in Dongguan, a southern Chinese city near Hong Kong, where he said crosses sold at the historic church and elsewhere are made.

Spokespeople for St. Patrick's and another New York landmark, the Episcopal Trinity Church at Wall Street, said the churches had removed dozens of crucifixes from their shops while they investigate the claims.

"I don't think they have a clue where these crucifixes were made -- in horrific work conditions," Kernaghan said.

Kernaghan said the factory's mostly young, female employees work from 8 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. seven days a week and are paid 26 cents an hour with no sick days or vacation. Workers live in filthy dormitories and are fed a watery "slop," he said.

As I recall, it was the moneychangers in the Temple that most famously got under Jesus's skin.

He wasn't any too keen on slavery, either.

What he was keen on, was redistribution of wealth, so that situations exactly like this--slavery in officially atheist, "socialist" China--don't happen.

Sunsara Taylor owns Laura Ingraham's ass

Give Sunsara credit, she never backs down. And she brings out the ugly bitch who is never far below the surface of one carefully bleached mediablonde:

BTW, get how the students cheer when the World Can't Wait protestors interrupted Tortureboy Gonzales. I bet that's more applause than Bush's Little Tejano ever got in all his slimy career. And FUX could not edit that out! I bet that was especially galling.

As for "good news out of Iraq", Sunsara missed a golden opportunity to get a good laugh at Ms. Dark Roots' expense. I'd have said something like "Yeah, I hear Blackwater's making a killing there--literally!" But she did stick to her guns, which is not easy to do with a barking mad harpy like Ingraham trying to ridicule her (and failing miserably.)

Jimmy Massey in Venezuela

Considering the fact that the US media is quick to label Hugo Chavez's regime "anti-American", there sure are a lot of US nationals, expats and dual citizens living and visiting unmolested in Venezuela. Some, like Eva Golinger, have a high profile. And they enjoy considerable grassroots popularity--the kind the transnational corporate leaders would literally kill for. Why are they being treated so respectfully? Maybe it's not the fact that they are Americans, but the fact that they are dissenters--dissidents of capitalism and the war machine. In their own ways, these Americans are with the revolution.

An emerging force in the ranks of Americans welcomed with open arms in Venezuela is Jimmy Massey. The former Marine and Gulf War II vet's book, "Cowboys From Hell", is a big noise at this year's FILVEN book fair in Caracas. Ernesto Villegas interviews him on his morning talk show, En Confianza, with an expat American, Chris Carlson (who writes at Venezuelanalysis and blogs at Gringo in Venezuela) translating:

He talks a bit about his background, his history with the Marine Corps, and the increasing use of mercenaries (ex-soldiers who now work for private firms like Blackwater) in Iraq, which has wrought the predictable disastrous results. He also talks about the way the US military is dangling offers of benefits and education to Latino immigrants in particular, to entice them to become cannon fodder. And he doesn't mince words about how military members are being made into tools. "Gangsters for capitalism", as he puts it. He's also very outspokenly pro-Chavez--and makes no bones about being a revolutionary! He closes with a six-point pledge to the people of Venezuela with regard to Iraq.

Massey speaks out on behalf of human rights, and against the war on Iraq; that has essentially made him persona non grata in his own country, particularly with the right-wing lie machine. It also makes him a force to be reckoned with as the truth about Iraq emerges around the world.

No wonder they love him in Venezuela.

November 20, 2007

We all live in a Brazilian submarine

Everybody sing! "Brazilian submarine, Brazilian submarine..."

And our friends are all on board; many more of them live next door. And the band begins to play...

This month's discovery of a monster offshore oil reserve justifies Brazil's plan to build a nuclear submarine because it would be used to protect the find, the defense minister said.

"When you have a large natural source of wealth discovered in the Atlantic, it's obvious you need the means to protect it," Nelson Jobim said Thursday at a defense conference in Rio de Janeiro.

Jobim said Brazil must safeguard the Tupi field and its 5 billion to 8 billion barrels of oil reserves from other nations and from "actions that could come from the area of terror," the government's Agencia Brasil news service reported.

Brazil has been talking about building a nuclear submarine for decades, but the project got a boost in July when President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva announced $540 million in funding for uranium enrichment and the sub program.

Jobim said earlier this month that he wants to come up with an outline within three months to build a submarine for about $1.2 billion, the Agencia Estado news service reported.

Brazil has no South American enemies and has not experienced terrorist attacks, although U.S. government reports have sporadically raised suspicions that the nation's Triple Border region near Argentina and Paraguay is a fundraising source for radical Islamic groups such as Hezbollah and Hamas.

O my brothers (and sisters), your humble narrator and oomny cheena is a fine laughing devotchka tonight. Notice how they say Brazil has no South American enemies, and contemplate if you will the implications of that. (Hint: its North American enemy isn't Canada!)

Notice, too, how this barely rates an alarm bell, since it's about Brazil and not Venezuela? Hint: It's the oil, stupid. Brazil has comparatively little and is only just a net exporter. (Oops, I guess THAT is about to change.)

That bit about the terrorist funding from the Triple Frontier is also good for a laugh and a half. There's a lot of crime in that region, to be sure, but it's not related to terrorism. Try smuggling, particularly drugs. And you know who would be only too happy to plant a military base there?

Take a wild guess.

Since Rafael Correa is kicking them out of Ecuador, they are desperate for a new place to squat. And of course, there's that rather large ranch that Jenna Bush recently "bought" in Paraguay. It is rather conveniently located.

Maybe Brazil will have to arm that nuclear sub after all.

So, Spain's king is newly popular, eh?

Not among some Spaniards, according to Aporrea:

Approximately 300 students gathered in the Plaza Civica de la Universidad Autonoma de Barcelona (UAB), where a young man organized a burning of photos of the King, amid the applause and cheers of those attending.

[...]

Amid cries of "I'm burning the Spanish crown, too!" and "We Catalans don't have a king!", the youth set fire to a large portrait of the monarch. Two other young people, in white coveralls and with masked faces, displayed on the university building's roof a large placard reading "The UAB is burning the Spanish crown". They strung up an effigy dressed in a crown and a Spanish flag, with the face of the King.

Translation mine.

Here are the photos, as seen on Aporrea:

Burning the King at a Catalan protest

According to Aporrea, the protesters contend that "the monarchy is illegitimate because a dictator restored it." They certainly have a point there. Franco overthrew a legitimately elected government, and when Juan Carlos was sworn in as king, he swore his loyalty to Franco. There is something deeply smelly about that.

Hanging the King at a Catalan protest

Think of these pics the next time you see reports like this. Or frivolous crap like this.

Chavecito en Paris? Incroyable!

Zut alors, que c'est beau...

Chavecito gives a press conference on the streets of strike-bound Paris. When a fan calls out to him, he hollers back and tells her she looks "like Joan of Arc!" He lets them know the latest from the FARC peace talks in Colombia, where he's still looking for a compromise and peaceful hand-over of prisoners and hostages; it's a big issue to the French right now, as one of their nationals, Ingrid Betancourt, is still missing in Colombia. The local contingent of "Hands Off Venezuela" is also there to show support. At one point, the crowd starts singing the "Internationale" in his honor.

He also takes time to chat with a fan from the US, and tells her that he is no enemy of their people. (Well, WE know that, but the US media is very slow on the uptake. Especially about all the good CITGO is doing for low-income Americans. No other oil company has stepped up to the plate!) Chavecito makes it clear that he is on the side of all peoples, regardless of the insanity of their governments.

And no, I can't find any "gotta go" bit on here anywhere; I wouldn't be a bit surprised if it were all just made up. The closest thing I could find was a part about midway through where he says he's going to take a short rest at the hotel. At the end, we hear the voice of Piedad Cordoba, the Colombian senator who is also a key fixture in the FARC talks, answering reporters' questions about the peace talks Chavez and the French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, are about to embark on.

What have the lamestream media got against peace talks, I wonder?

November 19, 2007

Forget Clinton's cock, Reuters has a new obsession

OMG, this was just too good to pass up. Reuters is so Chavecito-obsessed lately, I think they're letting their secret fantasies slip...

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez would not shut up for Spain's king but, over the weekend, he heeded a higher calling to stop talking -- his bladder.

Surrounded by a throng of reporters at an OPEC summit in Saudi Arabia, the president, who enjoys the media spotlight and often answers questions at length, excused himself.

"Look I have to go," Chavez said in comments aired on Venezuelan state television. "For a while now, I have needed to go to the bathroom and I am going to pee ... Do you want me to pee on you?"

Look, Reuters reporter-type people: I think he's sexy too. I admit I'm very partial to his big, bad mouth, especially when it breaks into that killer dimpled smile. In fact, I think it's his best feature. But this obsession of yours, with Huguito's chavecito and what it does behind the bathroom door is a bit...um...how to put this delicately?--YUCKY.

Unfortunately, they don't stop there.

Venezuelan officials say Chavez is on television an average of 40 hours a week. He says he drinks coffee all day and he sips from a small cup during hours-long speeches.

So in Venezuela there is puzzlement, even awe, that Chavez usually avoids being seen going to the bathroom during his weekly TV show that can last up to 8 hours.

But caught out a few months ago, he told the audience he had to leave -- to do something "you can't do for me."

Yup, you read that right. Reuters has finally dropped Bill Clinton's cock--only about eight years too late--and decided to go for Chavecito's twig, berries and BLADDER.

I'm surprised they haven't worked the phrase "pissing contest" in there somewhere. Maybe that got them too excited.

Who knew they were into watersports?

The Warning

Trent Reznor (of Nine Inch Nails fame) has created a powerful video that rings all the right alarm bells. Crank your speakers.

Venezuelan opposition, take note...

You people. You're always claiming that Hugo Chavez--YOUR president, like it or not--is trying to drag your barely-existent middle class into poverty, because it's the poor that vote for him and so he wants to make/keep people poor in his efforts to be president for life.

The fact that all this is a shameless lie doesn't stop you from repeating it. Or believing it. You people are not so much human beings as loop tapes on endless replay. Do you seriously believe Karl Rove's unwritten adage--that endless repetition magically turns a lie into truth?

Apparently, you do.

Common sense should tell you that poor people don't vote for those who keep them poor, but for those who promise to improve their circumstances. And they tend to re-elect those who actually deliver on such promises.

But you, the Venezuelan opposition, are not creatures of common sense. That much is blindingly obvious. The fact that a solid majority of your own countrymen and -women often refer to you as "disociados" speaks for itself.

I'd like to say I'm sorry that this is not a very flattering post, but why lie and pamper your already inordinate vanity? I cannot tell a lie: I am not the least bit sorry that you aren't faring as well as you did when you had a steady succession of laissez-faire bottom-feeders nominally in charge of your beautiful, but badly abused country.

The reason I bring this up is because I remember one of you levelling that poverty-pimp accusation, in Venezuela Bolivariana. It was a very earnest-looking young guy who looked like he was having trouble squeezing the words out. Or maybe he was having trouble trying to regurgitate what he viscerally knew to be garbage, in something that sounded like his own words, and then make the whole wretched thing sound somehow sincere. It was hard to tell exactly. What he said, more or less, was that Chavez is trying to pull the hard-working middle class back into poverty.

It was one of the ugliest slanders I've heard in my life.

My jaw hit the floor the first time I heard it, and even though I have now seen the documentary so many times that I've practically worn holes in my DVD, I still get the dry heaves every time I get to the part where that guy says that. Sometimes I'm tempted to skip past it so I don't get my blood pressure up too high, because I don't think this jackdaw is worth busting a perfectly good blood vessel over. But then I remind myself that I have to sit through some bad acting, however much the performance disgusts me, if only to know mine enemy better. So I sit, and grind my teeth, and wait for him to stop laboriously pulling the feces out of his own rectum. And wonder for the umpteen thousand ump hundred and umpty-umpth time how this guy in Venezuela--seemingly intelligent, and seemingly educated--got to be so full of shit in the first place.

The reason I bring this up? Well, there's this. Which seems to be unrelated, but it's really not. It's a BBC piece on the real enemies of the middle class, and I think it behooves all of you to read it and take it to heart. It's not about your pet hate Chavez. He never figures in it even once. So you can all heave a big sigh and go ahead and read it; it won't kill you, although it might jack up your own blood pressure if you have even a glimmer of common sense anywhere in your well-primped head. Here's a sampling:

Daniel Wolfe worked in civil engineering for 22 years. He lost his job eight months ago.

We meet Daniel and his wife Cynthia as they collect free groceries from a charity food bank - cereal, muffins and tinned spaghetti sauce.

Theirs is an extraordinary - and salutary - story, one which illustrates the fragility that often underlies American prosperity.

Daniel had been earning $90,000 a year, he tells me. He's an articulate man, with a professional, warm demeanour.

He was laid off when the state government, itself strapped by a shrinking tax base, cut back on contracts to private companies.

In the course of eight months, Daniel and his family have gone from prosperity to poverty.

His unemployment benefits expired. Much of that money had been spent on trying to keep up the family health insurance. And his savings disappeared, to the point where he says he is, quite literally, broke.

He had never before accepted charity.

"To find myself in a position where I couldn't afford a gallon of milk, I couldn't afford a loaf of bread - it was very humbling," he says.

"For want of a better term it made me feel like a loser, like I wasn't able to provide even the basic things for my family, let alone anything beyond that."

I ask Daniel and Cynthia if they thought of themselves as middle class. They both answer yes. I ask if they still think of themselves as middle class.

"I think we're on the poverty line right now," says Daniel. He wonders if he will be able to hold on to his house.

I hope he will be able to hold onto his house, but I'm not confident. What dragged this once-prosperous middle-class family down to the poverty line? A lot of things. The sub-prime mortgage fiasco, however, has got to be the main thing. It has created an economic crisis that reverberates far beyond the barely-middle-class people whom it has immediately robbed of their homes. With fewer home-owners, the tax bases of municipalities shrink, and with them, the amount of money that can be allocated to social services--or to pay private-sector professionals like this man, who worked as a contractor to the government on the taxpayers' dollar.

Venezuelan "middle class" opposition, you who pride yourselves on being intelligent, educated, hard-working, and properous because of it, take note. Being intelligent, educated and hard-working was not enough to keep this guy in the middle class. Something dragged him down to the poverty line. And that something was something I should not have to spell out for all of you, but I guess I must, because for all your pricey private-school educations, you have not divined it yet.

That something is C-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-S-M.

You may fondly believe that capitalism has made you the successes that you are. Or you may credit your or your parents' or grandparents' hard work and up-by-the-bootstraps attitude with getting you into the middle class, what little there is of it in your neck of the woods. In any event, you consider capitalism your best friend, worthy of your undying allegiance--and you will fight to the death to defend it, just as your parents, your grandparents, or whoever, drove themselves to the grave trying to succeed in the face of it. Your devotion is touching, but it is sadly misplaced.

Capitalism has made a scrapheap out of the state of Michigan, where Daniel and his wife live. It has done so in the most blatantly literal way, and you can see its wreckage clearly in Michael Moore's films, even such seemingly unrelated ones as Bowling For Columbine. The fact that the economy of the state is almost a manufacturing monoculture, tied intimately to the Big Three automakers, used to be its blessing and is now its curse. Michigan didn't hitch its wagon to a star; it hitched its star to a wagon once known as the "horseless carriage". And now Michigan--which once boasted a more balanced, diverse, farm-based economy--is paying the price for that big blunder. Michigan, the motor state, is going bankrupt.

And it is an attachment to capitalism that is to blame.

How did it come to this?

Well, the healthcare system in the United States is a messy patchwork of private and public. (To see how messy, see Michael Moore again.) The private, capitalist part of the system is what's made a mess of it. Healthcare isn't provided free of charge by the state to the citizens, or at least not all of them. Wherever possible, the state shuffles off the responsibility for it onto the private sector. Health insurance is one of the nation's biggest for-profit industries, and the reason isn't hard to see if you are one of the millions of premium-paying Americans who have ever been denied coverage for a routine procedure. Untold numbers of middle-class, intelligent, hard-working Americans have died because their so-called insurer refused to insure them. The reason?

In a word, P-R-O-F-I-T.

It would have cost too much, from the insurer's point of view, and would have made the shareholders unhappy. Better to let someone go uncovered, and thus untreated. Get rid of that useless eater, that worthless drain on the profit machine.

And people wonder why I liken capitalism to fascism? Listen--the phrase "useless eater" is quintessentially Nazi, and capitalists made out like bandits on both sides of the Atlantic thanks to Nazi Germany's slave economy and union-bashing. No capitalist likes the idea that an underling might be taking away what said peon should be handing over to the superior capitalist with a shit-eating grin. And that something is spelled P-R-O-F-I-T. (Or, as Clara Fraser so inconveniently reminds us, unpaid wages.)

So. There's the expensive, for-profit private insurance system, which refuses to cover expensive, for-profit private medical treatments, and expensive, for-profit private drugs. But wait, it gets worse. In the United States, that expensive, for-profit private insurance coverage is supposed to be provided by the employer.

And if your employer is a Big Three automaker, the vaunted "backbone of the US economy", you are shit out of luck. Your job is either moving to Mexico, where labor and environmental laws are lax and putrid, or--irony of ironies--to Canada. Where, as luck would have it (but for how long, I'm not sure), the government is still in the business of paying for routine healthcare. With the health insurance onus off the employer, the cost of producing a car in Canada is actually still cheaper here, despite our now-higher (but for how long?) dollar.

But don't take my word for it. Read Dave Lindorff.

Private education doesn't necessarily equal better, either. In Canada, at any rate, it can actually be worse. Since private schools are not held to the same standards as public schools, a private education can be shockingly inferior, despite the way the right-wing up here touts the "efficiency" of the private sector. (How something is supposed to be "efficient" and deliver a superior product at the same time as it milks a profit, is never explained.) Private schoolteachers often lack proper professional accreditation. Their pay is typically less than that of a public schoolteacher, to boot. And, insidiously, because of the closed environment of the private school and the for-profit nature of the beast, there is less oversight. Meaning, it's easier for a pervert to become a private than a public schoolteacher.

In short: If you live in Canada, and you want a quality education for your children, don't bother shelling out for that pricey, big-name private school with the cute little uniforms. For all the talk about superior education and discipline, you are not really getting your hard-earned money's worth. You are, instead, robbing a perfectly good public system of badly needed cash. And you may even be trusting your little darling to a very unhealthy atmosphere. Conrad Black, our biggest white-collar criminal, was the product of a private school, and made some of his earliest ill-gotten profits selling stolen exam papers to his cheating classmates. The same private school he went to was not so long ago the subject of an investigation concerning sexual abuse.

Is this the kind of elite you think you should continue trust the government of your country to? As I recall, you were governed for more than 40 years by a plutocratic machine that makes Conrad Black look like a piker.

If this were what the right-wing proposed to do to Canada, there would be an uproar. And for reasons many and good: We are a middle-class country. Our middle class is not dominated by a right-wing elitist band, as yours is. Nor is it a mere 20% of the population, as yours is. It is a solid majority, and that majority votes for candidates who won't "fix" by wrecking what isn't broken--namely, the public services Tommy Douglas gave us.

Yes, those services are paid for by taxation. So what? They are still a bargain compared to what they would cost on the private market, and if you don't believe me, read what John Lemberger (a US American with a Ph.D.) has