The man Dr. Death could not kill
He's a Spanish anarchist, he's alive, he's the last of his kind, and he's in Bolivia. He survived over 100 attempts on his life. He helped hold Franco off when the latter marched on Madrid, then went on to spend five years in Dr. Death's infamous camp at Mauthausen. And yet he never broke.
If there is a cooler person on the planet, I don't know who he might be. This dude is BADASS. I wonder if Evo's met him? I bet they'd get along great.