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Well, at least now I know what men's nipples are for. They're for shooting lasers! Now it all makes sense.

Posted by Sabina Becker on April 15, 2009 1:46 PM |

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The laser thing only works if you are wearing a metallic shirt or jacket. That's how the laser-nipples charge up!

The extra sparkly things around the nipples are special aiming mechanisms. It's all highly complicated.

Posted by: Ben Gruagach | April 16, 2009 8:32 AM

Ah, that explains everything! Now, I wonder: If I become a lady bodybuilder, will I also acquire death-ray vision like hers?

Posted by: Sabina Becker Author Profile Page | April 16, 2009 9:52 AM

Why of course, 'Bina! The laser beam from the chest chakra though (that the bodybuilder lady used to blow up the dancers) is available on late-night infomercials for only $49.95.

Posted by: Ben Gruagach | April 16, 2009 11:52 AM

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