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Teh Heterostoopid: Let's hope Daddy can't do the math

...because someone who captioned this news photo included a rather inconvenient factoid:


And now we know why so many military marriages break up after the soldier gets back from Iraq, don't we, kids?

(Failing that--let's hope this one was an in-vitro pregnancy.)


Dear, dear Queen 'Bina. You are becoming so jaded. If we look on the bright side, perhaps hubby had a week's stateside vacation time. :)

If not, can anyone find a good domestic counselor real quick? :(

And based upon your next post, there is a real possibility he can't do the math so there's no problem, right? As long as the baby doesn't have blond hair in a genetically impossible combination. OOPS!

Lady, didn't you ever hear of condoms? Or at least the pill? There is a morning after one for people who do stoopid things that become very apparent when they sober up. :)

Jim, I'm really hoping that this kid is either a test-tube baby or the result of a lucky furlough on the dad's part. Otherwise, Loose Lucy's gonna have a lotta 'splainin' to do....