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Stupid Sex Tricks: The ultimate stupid sex trick

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It's called "bang bang, you're dead".

A probable cause arrest affidavit filed in Canadian County states Arthur Sedille told investigators he and his wife often engaged in sexual fantasy involving a gun.

Arthur Sedille told police he took a handgun from a shelf beside the bed and "racked the slide back causing the gun to cock," the affidavit states. He said he placed the gun to her head and the gun discharged. He said he did not realize the gun was loaded, according to the affidavit.

I knew they were gun-crazy in Oklahoma, but I never knew anyone could be THAT crazy.

Comments

Wife is 50, husband is 23. Wonder if that had anything to do with it?

It's possible, but who knows? Let's see what shakes out at trial.

Freud wasn't wrong when he pointed out that a gun was a metaphor for sex. Some just take their metaphors a bit too literally.

Re-reading William S. Burroughs (who claimed shooting his wife, Joan Volmer, during a "game" made him a writer) lately makes this bizarre death seem all too likely to be exactly as the husband claims.

All we can hope for is that Mr. Stupid Sex Tricks meets Mr. Studly Gun-in-the-Waistband and that they decide to use Mr. Stupid Sex Tricks' gun as the macho symbol du jour. Then the "unloaded" gun can go off and they will both be Mae West's biggest dissappointment. They truly do only have a gun in their pocket.

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