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May 11, 2008

If the garbage can fits...

...stuff David Horowitz in it. His "Campus Crusade for Fascism" is so over.

It's David Horowitz Awareness Time!

I'm guessing his real objection to this 'toon is that it's too accurate.

April 26, 2008

Little Red Chavista Riding Hood

I love 'toons, don't you?

Little Red Chavista Riding Hood

"Once upon a time in South America, there was a frail little girl named Venezuela. But then along came Chavez..."

And look! Evo can morph into Rambo:

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March 20, 2008

EU gets a phone call from beyond the grave

Ring-ring. Osama calling. Yeah, so I'm dead. So what? If you could resurrect a bunch of shitty Danish 'toons in time for the Prophet Mohammed's birthday, I guess I can come back from Hades to haunt you and taunt you.

And pay no attention to the fact that this bit of blatant scaremongering comes right in time for the fifth anniversary of Operation Royal Fuckup. Which, BTW, is STILL based on a pack of lies...

Booga, booga, booga.

February 26, 2008

Pakistan: Bestest Democracy Evah!

Okay, you wingnuts--you screamed about Muslims protesting against inflammatory 'toons in Denmark. Where's your outrage over this? Last Sunday, the YouTube videos all over the Internets went dark, and nobody said boo...and now we know why:

Pakistan has blocked access to the popular YouTube website because of content deemed offensive to Islam.

Its telecommunications authority ordered internet service providers to block the site until further notice.

Reports said the content included Danish cartoons depicting the Prophet Muhammad that have outraged many.

But one report said a trailer for a forthcoming film by Dutch lawmaker Geert Wilders, which portrays Islam in a negative light, was behind the ban.

"They asked us to ban it immediately... and the order says the ban will continue until further notice," said Wahaj-us-Siraj, convener of the Association of Pakistan Internet Service Providers.

Hmmm. I guess the reason for this strangely selective lack of outrage is over the fact that Pervez Musharraf, who is STILL, er, "president" of Pakistan, is the one behind all this. And since he's Dubya's good buddy, of course anything he does is all right. After all, Pakistan is Teh Bestest Democracy Evah!

And besides, the Muslims in Denmark only protested. They didn't actually censor anything. Everybody knows that dissent, not censorship, is the real evil! When in Denmark, your duty is to conform to the American global standard, Citizen!

Now, for another round of "look how brave we are, fighting Islamofascism with IslamoBASHism!" Coming soon to a wingnut site near you...

December 18, 2007

Xmas, USA

Xmas, USA

September 29, 2007

Don't tase the penguin, bro!

Don't taser the penguin!

Once again, I am in awe of Tom Tomorrow. He sure knows how to hit Alan "Ayn Rand's Little Disciple" Greenspan where it counts.

One question for you, Mr. G: Why did you not say it was all about oil back when something could still be done to stop this train wreck? Oh wait, I guess that would have something to do with the evils of regulating capitalism, which should just be free to run unfettered and roughshod all over fucking everything. I guess that ideology tied your First Amendment's tongue. In other words, a false and illusory freedom trumped a genuine one. Now it makes sense...

Actually, here's another, just for good measure: If you're so libertarian (and libertarians are, according to their own prattle, so individualistic), why did you sell your soul to the L. Ron Hubbard of political philosophy? Seems such a collectivist thing to do.

And, in light of the job you just left, rather dangerous to boot.

May 25, 2007

I love this 'toon

Jerry Reincarnates!

And on a related note, here's an audio file for you audiophiles: Jerry Goes to His Lord.

Enjoy!

April 07, 2007

I wonder if there's a treaty against this

Enriched Geranium???

March 19, 2007

True Confessions Too

So who says torture doesn't work?

I hear he also knows where D.B. Cooper and all his money landed. Torture him some more!

October 07, 2006

All that and a bag of hamsters

Republicans are all perverts!

Yes, I know. I'm sick.

But they're perverted.

September 11, 2006

The obligatory fifth-anniversary 9-11 post, with a difference

9-11 Exploitation

Blah, blah blah...

That, Gentle Reader, is the sound of the mainstream media in the US, talking a lot and not actually saying anything. For the last five years, it's been doing nothing but that on one particular day when it owes the public so much more than just some obligatory annual orgy of grief and remembrance with an unholy admixture of misplaced patriotism.

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August 05, 2006

How to stop World War III

Simple: Teach your cops how to make an arrest.

Mel's Trunk

Any questions?

June 13, 2006

This is even worse than flip-flops

Follow the Bouncing Rationale!

Considering how the Hardcore Stupid think Bush never wavers, he sure has switched bogus rationales for his war a lot.

And so have the Hardcore Stupid!

March 25, 2006

Boycott this 'toon, it looks strangely familiar

A strangely familiar 'toon lives here

"We have met the enemy and they is us!"

March 05, 2006

Boycott this 'toon, part 6

From the Department of Exploding Wingnut Heads:

How Far is Too Far?

February 25, 2006

Boycott this 'toon, part 5

Who would Jesus bomb?

Jesus is the bomb!

Cartoon credit: Dirt Dawg

February 20, 2006

Boycott this 'toon, part 4

The Prophet Bush

February 16, 2006

Boycott this 'toon, part 3

Please Riot Over This!

February 15, 2006

Boycott this 'toon, too...

Fanaticism--the most dangerous drug

Heh...

February 14, 2006

Boycott this 'toon!

Tom Tomorrow rocks. Jyllands-Posten sucks. And this 'toon proves it.

It's more worth reproducing than any bomb-in-a-turban one. And I do it in the name of free speech, so nyaaaaaah.