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September 24, 2009

Scary Thought #13: Tom DeLay gets in touch with his feminine side

Are those CUBAN heels he's wearing? I do believe they are.

Yeow!

PS: The last time a conservative douchebag tried to cha-cha-cha on this show, here's what it looked like:

And when you're ready for the necessary and all-important kitten chaser, clicky here.

September 1, 2009

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!

Watch the woman with the denim jumper--she goes gradually berserk. First she bounces around, until she's off camera. We can still hear her, though, babbling like a lunatic. The man with the belly joins in with the bouncing, albeit half-heartedly. Also watch the white-haired one behind the pulpit. Her face is a scream!

And just think, these are the ranks from which the "birthers", teabaggers, choice-o-phobes, and other right-wing crazies are drawn. Is it any wonder?

October 27, 2008

Scary Thought #12: Would you hit it?

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Dominique Strauss-Kahn, head honcho at the International Monetary Fund. So studly, no?

There are some things no honorable woman would do for love, let alone money. Which means that a certain Hungarian blonde is no honorable woman. But then again, she worked for the IMF...and according to this report at the HuffPost, such things are A-okay at an organization whose entire raison d'ĂȘtre, after all, is fuckery...

The head of the International Monetary Fund will keep his job despite having an affair with a married subordinate, the agency's executive board concluded.

The IMF board issued a statement late Saturday saying that the actions of IMF Managing Director Dominique Strauss-Kahn were "regrettable and reflected a serious error of judgment."

However, the 24-member board of directors decided that Strauss-Kahn's relationship with the former IMF employee was consensual and did not involve any type of sexual harassment, favoritism or any abuse of authority.

[...]

The incident involving Strauss-Kahn occurred 15 months after Paul Wolfowitz resigned as president of the World Bank amid controversy over a pay package for his girlfriend, a bank employee. The World Bank is a sister lending institution to the IMF.

Ugh. Why is it always the guys you don't want to picture in their saggy old boxers and gartered socks (in Wolfie's case, the socks are full of holes) doing the Ugly Bump with these ladies? Could it be that Henry Kissinger, himself no slouch in the repulsive department, was onto something? Or are women in the international hi-finance sector simply not squicked out by smelly old men who groom using saliva instead of gel?

At this rate, I'm thankful that I still have my gag reflex.

Scary Thought #11: The Vet Who Did Not Vet

So simple, even a child could get!

October 9, 2008

Scary Thought #10: Prepare to soil yourselves again, folks...

The National Debt Clock in Manhattan is now too small for the number it's meant to tally.

You may want to avoid Wall St., I hear they're about due for a shower of suiciding stockbrokers.

April 12, 2008

Never gonna give WHAT up?

Rick Astley probably never thought his song would become so useful, but it's the perfect illustration of why John "Insane" McCain should never become president of the US of A.

October 21, 2007

Scary Thought #9: Oral Roberts on sex

The Young Turks take on an old jerk--Oral "I need $8 million or God will call me home" Roberts:

You can tell he really put a LOT of thought into that sermon.

A lot of icky, icky thought.

Now, look at his photo, and imagine someone letting him put his "man's male organ" in the place where he claims is the only part of a woman designed for it.

That's a pretty damn icky thought too, no?

September 21, 2007

Scary Thought #8: Manuel Noriega is WHAT?

According to the Beeb, he's too hot to handle, politically speaking.

God help me, but I had to post this.

And, God/dess help me for saying this, but Ol' Pineapple Face looks almost appealing here. That's even scarier.

January 1, 2007

Scary Thought #6/7: You know you have a bad president when...

...people would probably dance in the streets if this fake news item were real:

Borat Replaces Bush!

And why is that really scary? Well...

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December 26, 2006

Scary Thought #5: This is really not much of a joke.

TIME's real Person of the Year

December 2, 2006

Scary Thought #4: Unspeakably terrifying thoughts about Danny and Dubya

You want scary? Watch this...and then think.

Even drunk off his ass, as here, actor Danny DeVito is more coherent, cogent and intelligent than Dubya is when (allegedly) stone cold sober.

"Utilized! That's the word!"

October 22, 2006

Scary Thought #3: Fred Phelps had sex. Several times.

With a WOMAN. Which is how he produced enough spawn to fill his so-called church. Don't you pity her? (And don't you pity all those brainwashed, mentally abused offspring even more?)

But here's the kind of sex he'd really love to have, if only he weren't so bunged-up in the head...

Fred Phelps Secretly LOVES Fags!

I bet gay men everywhere are praying he dies BEFORE he gets to do it.

October 11, 2006

Scary Thought #2: George on George

George (Washington) on George (Bush)

"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

-- H. L. Mencken

October 3, 2006

Scary Thought #1

There are actual women out there who find THIS sexy:

Rummy, head of the Dept. of Fascism

Insert appropriate Sylvia Plath poem here.