Stupid Sex Tricks: Lady Godiva she ain't!
YVKE Mundial has a lulu for us, all the way from Peru:
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July 28, 2008
May 06, 2008
Stupid Sex Tricks: Pete gets burned by same-sex marriage
Who needs homophobes to set gay rights back a century when you've got flaming nutcases like a certain former Dead or Alive singer?
When he flashed his engagement ring on the sofa with Richard and Judy, pop star Pete Burns told of his happiness at the prospect of becoming the latest celebrity to marry his male partner.But now, just ten months after the big day, the singer has split from Michael Simpson, saying civil partnerships do not work and that he was happier being married to a woman.
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April 19, 2008
Stupid Sex Tricks: Doctor, how did this spray can get up my ass?
Who's dumber here, the drunken can-stuffer, or the doctors who YouTubed his subsequent operation to remove the foreign object from his rectum?
You tell me...
A Philippine hospital recommended penalties Friday, including possible dismissal, for three doctors and a nurse who conducted a rowdy operation on a patient that was videotaped and posted on YouTube.
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March 18, 2008
Uncle Jay talks dirty!
Ahem. Now that I have your attention:
As usual, you learn a lot from your ol' Uncle Jay.
March 12, 2008
Exactly what was Eliot Spitzer paying for, anyway?
My guess is, it was the slick advertising. I mean, have you ever seen so much horseshit as this?
Golly gee, oh gosh wow...you'd almost dare swear it wasn't really about sex for pay, eh?
Sadly, it is. And here's what it would cost you to partake:
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March 08, 2008
Stupid Sex Tricks: ...and the right to lie
What's worse: Screwing around on your spouse...or lying about it?
Um, how about lending your boyfriend your cellphone, only to have him call up your estranged hubby to insult him?
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January 24, 2008
Stupid Sex Tricks: Political silly season is now open!
And a plethora of lurid accusations is rollin' on in.
First, one concerning Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama:
...which may or may not be plausible. (Does this guy look like the limo type to you? And does anyone still take polygraphs seriously as evidence when there is evidence that you can lie and still pass one?)
Then, there's the totally absurd:
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January 10, 2008
Stupid Sex Tricks: What are YOU doing here?
Duh...what's it look like, fool?
A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
I can't imagine why, can you?
November 26, 2007
Fine allies Dubya has, part umpteen
Oh, Saudi Arabia. The problem with that country isn't the general insanity of its theocracy--it's where to start. A few posts ago, I blogged about a rape victim getting punished for being a victim. Now, it gets even worse--the authorities have decided to heap defamation on top of abuse and humiliation, no doubt in an effort to make themselves look better.
Saudi justice officials say a woman who was sentenced to prison and flogging after she was gang-raped has now confessed to an extramarital affair.The case of the unidentified woman, 19, drew international criticism after an appeal increased her 90-lash sentence to 200 lashes and six months' jail.
The justice ministry statement rejected "foreign interference" in the case.
It insisted the ruling was legal and that the woman had "confessed to doing what God has forbidden".
November 15, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: Don't just blame the victim...
And increase the number of whiplashes she gets, to boot.
That'll teach her to be such a jezebel...and to reveal to the media what's wrong with the insane laws that segregate the sexes, but then allow THIS:
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More FUX Porn!
Made ya look...at the moral values of the most conservative station on TV:
Is it just my dirty mind, or does that girl who says "Pssst...Do Something!" sound...aroused?
November 14, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to ride your bike
You'll never get anywhere doing this, man.
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.
Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.
Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.
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November 01, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: Please don't get off in flight!
Or we may have to get you off the plane.
Singapore Airlines has taken the unusual step of publicly asking passengers on its new Airbus A380 plane not to engage in any sexual activities.The potential problem has arisen because the first class area of its giant superjumbo contains 12 private suites complete with double beds.
Singapore, which is the first airline to start flying the A380, said the suites were not sound-proofed.
It said it did not want anyone to offend other travellers or crew.
Singapore added that while the suites were private, they were also not completely sealed.
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October 29, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: Straight is the new gay
And for confirmation of the above, check out Wonkette's account of what sex with Larry Craig was like 20 years ago, at least for one then-young, naive lad unfortunate enough to experience it.
(Actually, it rings rather true, given that this IS a deep-closet toilet troller we're talking about. He and everyone around him are still in ye olde denial mode.)
October 21, 2007
Scary Thought #9: Oral Roberts on sex
The Young Turks take on an old jerk--Oral "I need $8 million or God will call me home" Roberts:
You can tell he really put a LOT of thought into that sermon.
A lot of icky, icky thought.
Now, look at his photo, and imagine someone letting him put his "man's male organ" in the place where he claims is the only part of a woman designed for it.
That's a pretty damn icky thought too, no?
October 19, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: What, is flying not exciting enough for ya?
The crew of a Ministry of Defence helicopter broke low-flying rules, causing hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of damage to a Sussex mansion, so that they could spy on an au-pair who was sunbathing, the High Court was told yesterday.Barry and Anna George, owners of the Old Stables, in Eastbourne, East Sussex, claimed that the 14-tonne Merlin hovered at lower than 500ft (152m) so that the crew could "communicate" with their au-pair. The couple's barrister, Daniel Crowley, said that the downdraft damaged their glass conservatory. The Georges are claiming £250,000 in damages for what Judge Jonathan Foster, QC, described as an "alleged frolic". The eight-day case is likely to generate hundreds of thousands of pounds in legal costs. If the MoD loses, the taxpayer will foot the bill.
This is almost enough to make one yearn for a return to the days when the British were sexually repressed. Maybe helicopter pilots need to get their testosterone levels checked before they're cleared to fly?
September 08, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: From the Department of Unenforceable Laws
How do you expect they'll police this?
Married Colombians engaged in passionate extra-curricular activities may soon have to think twice about their philandering ways if a senator's proposed legislation punishing adultery gets the green light.Sen. Edgar Espindola said he has proposed a law that would impose fines and enforced community service as punishment for adulterers in an effort to protect family values and shield children from broken homes.
"I believe a lot of my companions are going to support this initiative," Espindola said on Tuesday. "This project should motivate Colombians to reflect on the importance of the marriage, the home and the importance of family."
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August 30, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: We are not amused
Some people just pop a Viagra. Some pop a...well, a popper. This guy decided to pop the weasel in a less than appropriate location.
A couple having sex on a "Super Spiral" ride at York's Wild Kingdom "horrified" a mother with young children who witnessed the act at "Maine's largest zoo and amusement park," say police.As a result, Adrian Levy, 26 — a native of Jamaica and amusement park employee — is charged with one count of indecent conduct, said York Police Sgt. Tom Baran.
August 27, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: More AIDS ignorance in New Guinea
This is what happens when you don't educate the public enough about AIDS.
Some AIDS victims are being buried alive in Papua New Guinea by relatives who cannot look after them and fear becoming infected themselves, a health worker said Monday.Margaret Marabe, who spent five months carrying out an AIDS awareness campaign in the remote Southern Highlands of the South Pacific nation, said she had seen five people buried while still breathing.
One was calling out "Mama, Mama" as the soil was shoveled over his head, said Marabe, who works for a volunteer organisation called Igat Hope, Pidgin English for I've Got Hope.
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August 17, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: I love my bike
...but not THIS much:
(BTW, the lady in the car is saying "Next time, we'll take our bikes!" in German.)
August 13, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: Big Brother is watching you
And while these guys are spending all this time fixating on "fornication in a convertible" (actual words--gotta love that copspeak!), God only knows how many burglaries, robberies, carjackings and break-ins are going unnoticed.
So much for the safety of a surveillance society.
July 29, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: Blame the gays (again!)
I think this is satirical, but it's strangely depressing anyway.
July 25, 2007
Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to prevent AIDS
From Indonesia, an unfortunate meeting of First World technology with Third World thinking...
Lawmakers in Indonesia's Papua are mulling the selective use of chip implants in HIV carriers to monitor their behaviour in a bid to keep them from infecting others, a doctor said Tuesday.John Manangsang, a doctor who is helping to prepare a new healthcare regulation bill for Papua's provincial parliament, said that unusual measures were needed to combat the virus.
"We in the government in Papua have to think hard on ways to provide protection to people from the spread of the disease," Manangsang told AFP.
What exactly is a monitoring chip supposed to do to stop AIDS, anyway? Will it pipe up to remind the infected carrier to use a condom when s/he is about to knock boots with a new partner? And if no condom is forthcoming, will it then bleep and shout "ATTENTION, ATTENTION, THIS PERSON HAS HIV, DO NOT SLEEP WITH THIS PERSON"? And if that warning goes unheeded, will it then send a distress call to the local Gestapo to haul the naughty fucker away to the nearest concentration camp?