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February 21, 2010

Stupid Sex Tricks: Japanese invent cure for nerd loneliness!

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Yes, they really exist. Unfortunately, they're not anatomically correct, and they make lousy conversation partners. But hey...whatever floats ya. I just hope they're washable.

August 25, 2009

Quotable: Soseki Natsume on bullies

"It is of course true that the human creature characteristically prides itself on its self-reliance. However, it would be more exact to say that the creature, knowing it can't rely upon itself, would very much like to believe that it could and is consequently never at ease with itself until it can give a practical demonstration to some other such creature of how much it can rely upon itself. What's more, those endowed with the least intelligence and those least sure of themselves are precisely those who seize upon the least opportunity to demonstrate their entitlement to some sort of certificate of prowess. One can observe the same phenomenon in the world of judo, whose devotees, every so often, feel the need to heave someone or other over their buttocks and smack them down on the ground. The least proficient of these dedicated cross-buttockers wander about their neighborhoods looking for someone, even someone not of their quaint fraternity, upon whose weaker person they can demonstrate their superiority in using their bottoms to sling the upright flat on their backs."

--Soseki Natsume, I Am a Cat